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Josh

hes got a tan body, a sweet smile, and beautiful eyes. Can be a little bit of a dick but can be really sweet too. has a big heart only to the ones he cares about. he never wants to be in a serious relationship. he knows how to sweet talk a girl so she always wants more. in life a josh will be married to a girl who's name starts with a H.
Josh: see that girl

Person1: ya?

Josh: Ya i wish i could get her!

Person1: Why not?

Josh: She doesnt like me. cause one night i made fun of her....
by ShAnNoNeFuEcKeS January 9, 2011
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Josh

A guy who is an annoying, stalker, clingy, creep, perv, dresses ugly, is empty in the head, dumbass...but has pretty eyes
New kid in town who fights with everyone and thinks their really good Josh
by Thebestweedsmokersever! Sexy b November 7, 2011
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Josh

A player and a flirt. Will flirt with any girl that he knows and then when he gets a girlfriend he will break other girls hearts. He may sometimes cheat on a girl several times and deny it.
"Hey I hate Josh! He is such a player and he cheated on poor Sophie!"
by sexyosaurusssssssssssssss February 10, 2013
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Josh

Josh is an overprotective kinda guy to most girls. You wont catch him hanging out with any guys, mostly just with little girls in a "platonic'' kind of way. Josh becomes very defensive for any women, especially Egirls ranging anywhere from 12-16 years old. Although others may potentially see his actions as unethical, he disagrees and never holds himself accountable. Josh is usually a manipulative liar that targets his lies and deceits to the people he calls his friends. Josh has many fetishes such as animated video game pornography, Cuck porn, and teenage porn. Solitary confinement areas are mostly filled with the social rejects and pedophiles named Josh.
Oh my God! I bet Josh has shackles in his basement!

Hey, my name is Josh, and I don't mind how old you are, age is just a number.
by AtholPoliceDepartment December 23, 2022
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Josh

Josh is a sporty fanatic who loves rugby and all sports. He is very smart and is a kind and caring person. He shows how to be a good role model to all kids that are young. Josh has a relationship with lots of his friends. He never gives up.
Jelly Josh is as swiggle as a piece of string
by Never quite January 3, 2018
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Josh

He got a big dick and he know how to use it
by poepoepoe January 11, 2018
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Josh

He will seem quiet and nice at first but once you get to know him he will go for your bestfriend and treat her like a queen for the first 4 months and then start to be an overreacting dickhead that is very insensitive and doesn’t care bout anyone but himself
“Who’s that dickhead” “Oh that’s just josh”
by Vic dic voc doc August 29, 2019
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