jonking

another word for the word 'joking'
if you get bored of just using the word 'joking', use jonking instead. it's funner and it makes people laugh.

"eww your shoelaces are hideous"
"what"
"only jonking, i love them"

by Mrs Ellie Kelly April 28, 2009

Peter Jennings

A "journalist" that is unable to give an objective news story. Tries to pass off his opinions as fact. Excels at "newsatorials".

Go back to Canada, Pete. You still say "aboot".

by tradesman May 7, 2003

Jonnie

A piece of shit guy. He pretends to love you just so that he can use you financially. He likes to cheat with other women and when confronted about it, what does he do. Deny and play stupid like a piece of shit person will do. He also likes to hit women and treat them like shit. He is a waste of time and space on this beautiful planet. HE IS A SORRY ASS LOSER, just like the rest of his family. He thinks he's sexy and smart. Dumbass doesn't even have a hs diploma. He's a drunk with a dui. Has a really bad temper and is a murderer. How sad and pathetic

Is that man jonnie small?

That's him, but he's no man. He's a sorry excuse for a man

by babygirl1021 October 23, 2012

Jennings

jennings is someone who is a biiiiitch. she’s a whore. but we love her. she’s our best friend and she’s great

see that tall girl? that’s jennings

by hibitchwhore January 23, 2019

Jonning

Taking information and misusing it intentionally. Molding and warping facts into arguments to solely match your opinion. This involves intentionally misrepresenting opposition and strategic omission of statements to help support your argument exclusively.

Similar to a spin doctor. Jon took what Corey said 2 years ago about a Baylor incident and applied it to a conversation about politics yesterday. He tried to force some connection that nobody else but him could even consider. The Baylor sexual harassment situation has absolutely nothing to with Harvey Weinstein but he tried to say that if you defended the student athletes of Baylor than you automatically support a director who was accused as well. Obviously this isn't the case but Jon is still jonning the point as loudly as possible.

by Anonymous army October 28, 2017

jenninvincible

jenninvincible:when we say vaughniston {or brangelina}why do you have to say the name of the male actor first.

so next time dont use the word vaughniston.

try jennifer aniston+vince vaughn=jenninvincible

jenninvincible is back

by animesh kumar March 1, 2008

Pulling a Peter Jennings

Smoking a cigarette with little to no care for your own well-being. Embracing your own mortality through carcenogenic tubes.

"Shall we step out on to the balcony and pull a Peter Jennings?"

by Spyder Mayhem September 13, 2005