Jolly Jaw

When you bite down on a Jolly Rancher and it locks your teeth together.

Bro, I just bit this jolly rancher and it gave me hella jolly jaw.

by Martian Man September 29, 2017

Jolly Rancher

(n.) A hard, sweet, confectionary that is prepared in multiple flavors including cherry, blue raspberry, and watermelon. An American favorite, the flavor is said to be quite delicious it can mask the flavor of most secretions during vaginal oral stimulation although it can be lodged into the pussy during the eating out process and can cause future problems.

Male: Hey sorry I was sucking on a jolly rancher while I was in there and I think it got stuck.

Female: Fuck it, do whatever you have to do.
Make: Ok. Going back in.

Female: Ouch!

Male: WHAT THE FUCK!?! *retch*
Female: What are you fuckin' screaming at?! And why the fuck am I bleeding?!

Male: *retch* I found the jolly rancher and I bit into it and it squirted! *retch*
Female: Shit! I knew I couldn't trust the guy at the rave last week who said he'd no warts.

by whothefuckcares October 9, 2016

jolly rancher

a man who works on the farm or ranch, and walks around having sexual relations with the animals. extremely common in arkansas and west virginia.

i heard theres been a jolly rancher sneaking onto old man jenkins ranch. his prize rooster couldnt sit down, and lost all his feathers.

by guy mann-dude January 31, 2009

jolly molly

a hyper girl, that is very crazy and always laughs at everything anyone says.

That person is a real jolly molly, she wont stop laughing.

by livi1234 March 12, 2009

jolly wood

noun. An indestructible piece of wood. Axes, dynamite, WMD's, and cursing are all powerless. It's been said to be of another universe because it's so fuckin' hard. Its origins include, but are not limited to, the woods, forest, or a pair of blue jeans.

Man, not even Paul Bunyan could chop up that jolly wood.

by Lewis and Clark April 9, 2007

Jolly Boy

A homosexual or gay man, who parades around in a feminine or nancy boy fashion!

"That queer's such a fucking Jolly Boy!!"

"Oi, Jolly Boy pass me your Lip Gloss!!"

by Afan O'Donovan November 27, 2007

Jolly Pirate

The sexual act of cumming in a girls eye, and giving her a dead-leg. This results in her hopping around, one eye closed, like a jolly pirate

I gave your mother a jolly pirate.

by Mr. Popageorgio July 8, 2006