Jode

A hard nipple.

"jeeez man check those jodes!"

by show us your jodes June 19, 2009

jaded

To not notice anything weird around you, Just having complete disregard for your surroundings

I'm so jaded I didn't notice I was sitting on someone

by Dukeydudebird June 25, 2005

jodd

Jerkin' Off, Day after Day

Ever since I got with this girl, no more JODD for me!

by jtsu February 26, 2010

joned

To be under the influence of marijuana. To be stoned.

That cali bud made me super joned. I couldn't even walk.

by joner5000 December 10, 2010

Joed

To crash a car into or through a partition such as a wall or fence. This feat may be accomplished while occupying the crashing vehicle or while performing a remote start.

Bill: "What happened to that wall?"
Fred" Some idiot joed it"

Idiot: "I joed my car again last night, third time this year…"

by Rusty Shackleford IV November 12, 2010

jodey

Super lesbian

Wow, my sister is such a Jodey!

by Derek Samus August 31, 2016

getting jaded

When a girl gets double teamed by two dudes, but claims it was an accident.

- "And then she told me she had sex with two dudes?"
~ "Dude you're dating a slut, man"
- "No way, she said it happened on accident!"
~ "How the fuck does that happen on accident? She was getting jaded, bro"

by Laughhinginghatcher November 27, 2013