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Stupid assholes who get all the popularity in high school. These assholes are present in almost every school and pick on the intelligent people because they think they're numero uno. They usually wear their pants halfway down their ass, listen to garbage rap music, wear caps back to front, play football or soccer and are arrogant, rude, selfish bastards who pick on decent, hardworking people. They always get the girls and go on dates and to parties with them even though they only care about their boobs and butt. They think that their talent in their stupid sports will get them anywhere in life when in actual fact they only will only be able to work at McDonald's, burger king, hungry Jack's and KFC because their too dumb to get a real, decent paying job. They are often high on marijuana and get all high in the corridors at school and beat up or talk shit about whoever walks past them. Outside of school they often do stupid shit like throwing rocks at cars, trashing cafes and hotels in their own gang and walk down the mall with their garbage rap music playing on max blast going " oh look at us were the number 1 gangsta". They get all straight D's or E's because they have an IQ of 0. The attitude they carry is repulsive and when they are adults they usually live in granny flats with $2 left after paying rent.
Jock: * smokes marijuana while playing football*

Nerd: *watches in silence*
Jock:* Turns on Gucci gang by lil pump*
Nerd: can you please turn it down a bit
Jock: Shut the fuck up shit cunt nobody cares , i bet you listen to emo trash don't ya bro

Nerd: * punches jock in the face and walks off*
by BigBunnyrabbits August 20, 2018
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usually stronger tougher more popular people
usually hated on by the jealous
but everyone thinks their airheaded but really theres alot of smart ones for example my schools varsity theres 2 kids that are juniors that are in college level courses and have scholarships to schools like columbia and yale
and u cant get athlectic scholarships to ivy league schools
and my school also went to the houston championship and was 1 round away from state champs but back to the subject they are highly competitive and its a whole lot better actually doin something with your life besdies sitting at home watching tv ,skateboarding, or plotting on how you will hate on the preps just because your jealous of their looks even though u dont wanna admit it
goth: omg jocks are soo gay all they do is workout and play football
jock: stfu its better than hating on people like me all day long
by cam1ll1tarYmayynne April 26, 2006
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