sticking your fore finger or other fingers into our mouth and getting them wet and then sliding them through another individuals toes
by Seth Bauserman October 1, 2006
Get the wet jefferson mug.One of the strangest, most difficult, and most awesome schools around. Much of the population consists of nerds, dorks, and wannabe preps; however, social lives exist. Contains geniuses as well as stupid people who cheat themselves into the school. Stereotypes are not always true and are often supported by the students themselves.
Freshmen flocked to the swimming pool on the third floor on the first day of school.
She cried all day after asian-failing calculus. The B+ on her report card woudl surely lower her GPA.
She cried all day after asian-failing calculus. The B+ on her report card woudl surely lower her GPA.
by hello January 14, 2007
Get the Thomas Jefferson mug.A great school filled with academically masochistic students. Offers many rigorous courses, such as Quantum Mechanics and Differential Equations. Includes a wealth of different students; yes, there are jocks and preps. Some of the most amazing teachers that exist teach there. Here are some common stereotypes about TJ:
1. They're all nerds.
There's nothing wrong with being a nerd. It just means that they'll end up being more successful than most people, that's all.
2. No one does drugs there.
Is that a bad thing?
3. Everyone's stuck-up.
And there aren't any of those people in your school? Obviously, there are some arrogant people, but most of the population is accepting and intelligent.
4. No one has a social life.
You don't go to the school.
5. You get like six hours of homework every day.
...only if you're a Junior.
6. Everyone's Asian.
Ok, so there are a lot of Asians in the school. Doesn't mean that people shun you just because you're in another ethnic group.
7. ...there's more, but I need to finish my French homework so I don't get screwed tomorrow.
Really, it gives you a good, solid foundation. Go there if you don't believe me.
1. They're all nerds.
There's nothing wrong with being a nerd. It just means that they'll end up being more successful than most people, that's all.
2. No one does drugs there.
Is that a bad thing?
3. Everyone's stuck-up.
And there aren't any of those people in your school? Obviously, there are some arrogant people, but most of the population is accepting and intelligent.
4. No one has a social life.
You don't go to the school.
5. You get like six hours of homework every day.
...only if you're a Junior.
6. Everyone's Asian.
Ok, so there are a lot of Asians in the school. Doesn't mean that people shun you just because you're in another ethnic group.
7. ...there's more, but I need to finish my French homework so I don't get screwed tomorrow.
Really, it gives you a good, solid foundation. Go there if you don't believe me.
1: Omg, liek every1s azn!!!!!!111111
2: Actually, most people are white, and Asians aren't to be feared. Unless you want them to be.
1: Thomas Jefferson sucks because you're all nerds.
2: Say that when I'm your boss fifteen years from now.
2: Actually, most people are white, and Asians aren't to be feared. Unless you want them to be.
1: Thomas Jefferson sucks because you're all nerds.
2: Say that when I'm your boss fifteen years from now.
by vlyper September 16, 2008
Get the Thomas Jefferson mug.when you take a week old cannoli, put it into your partner's ass hole (preferably if named Donny or Pauly), then place a candle or other instrument of a wax coat over sed asshole, light the candle and melt the wax to seal the flavor like Thomas Jefferson stamping one of his world famous letters.
Hey, I just hit a new milestone in my relationship with my girlfriend. Last night she gave me the Thomas Jefferson Express!
- Nice bro, #goals
- Nice bro, #goals
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Get the thomas jefferson express mug.the act of receiving a hand-job from an overweight woman. Where she lifts you up by your penis and throws you over her head and continues to shake you by your penis until you reach an orgasm, where the woman will end by slamming you on the ground.
Yo bro I can't believe that girl gave you a thomas Jefferson last night.
Can you believe Becky gave brad a Thomas Jefferson last night, what a pig.
Can you believe Becky gave brad a Thomas Jefferson last night, what a pig.
by The nuggetier October 6, 2017
Get the Thomas Jefferson mug.1)The 41st President Of The United States.
2)Also the first traitor to be knowingly elected President. (He protested against his country in a foriegn land in a time of war, in case you didn't know that. Oh, and he was a true draft evader.) His two terms can be summed up as this: Other than signing NAFTA, and having numerous folks nearby him die of suspicious causes he accomplished nothing. Unless you are amoung the masses who thought that having him defile the Oval Office is a pretty good thing.
2)Also the first traitor to be knowingly elected President. (He protested against his country in a foriegn land in a time of war, in case you didn't know that. Oh, and he was a true draft evader.) His two terms can be summed up as this: Other than signing NAFTA, and having numerous folks nearby him die of suspicious causes he accomplished nothing. Unless you are amoung the masses who thought that having him defile the Oval Office is a pretty good thing.
Although touted by the liberal masses as the "end all-be all" of American presidents, William Jefferson Blythe Clinton didn't do much leading as he was contolled by the polls-and he had an asprin factory bombed-just for a little diversion.
by Tiberius1701 August 23, 2006
Get the William Jefferson Blythe Clinton mug.A high school where you will find some of the biggest nerds and losers anywhere as well as some of the tightest people anywhere.
I have some friends at TJ who are so chill. Sometimes I wish I went there to get away from the ignorant idiots in my school.
Word, but don't forget about all those nerds and losers.
Word, but don't forget about all those nerds and losers.
by b September 15, 2004
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