java

that sick, yellow-green, liquid shit you make after eating something grose. It usually burns coming out your ass, and smells like something died in your toilet. do not confuse this with diarhea. java is way smellier and worse.

Dom: hey, what's wrong??
Nolan: aww man, i just shat some flaming java this morning.
Dom: eww that's grose.
Nolan: yea, it smelled really bad and burned my asshole.

by javaking February 23, 2009

Java

C++or PERL(b/c it's interpreted) on Crack Cocaine.

C++: cin>>iNum;
Java: iNum = Integer.parseInt(Keyboard.in());

by btherio October 27, 2004

jave

Jam bands and techno/house artists come together at a festival which is then called a "Jave" A jam/rave.

Did you go to that jave at rothbury last year?" "nah, but I heard it got down! Lots of techno artists and jam bands came together for a jave" "Yeah man, it was pretty legit!

by tillytaby March 15, 2011

Java Dick

Dipping your dick in a cup of (warm) coffee before your girlfriend sucks off the frothy goodness.

Sabrina likes my Java Dick

by spc_rand May 22, 2010

Javan

Javan is an AWESOME young man. He greatly underestimates himself for others approval. He has such a big and beautiful heart can also comes of as SHY as well. Always on the move. LOVES to make others laugh and feel happy as he does. How I would sum up Javan. Never much an outside of the box thinker.

J = (Jester)Can be a clown at times. But when he put his mind to it nothing can stop him.

A = (Amazing) enough said.

V = (Valor) Willing to stand and fight for himself and those who considers friends and family.

A = (Angelic) Strong and courageous. A protecter/ guardian of that which is right.

N = (Noble) Will give you his all and very best. Just don’t take advantage of it.

Girl 1: I hung out with that Javan guy the other day.

Girl 2: Oh yeah?!?

Girl 1: You were right. He started off a little goofy. But as I talked to him more I realized he’s actually is one cool dude.

Girl 2: Told you so. We LOVE a JAVAN. Wish more guys were more like him.

Girl: Yeah I know that

by ShyGrl4love December 24, 2021

LTU_Javan

He is actually the best controller player who hits 200 pumps everyday and triple dinks all the time with an ar so you should not mess.

OH MY GOD! HE HAS AIMBOT! OH NO ITS LTU_JAVAN

by westafricanman April 22, 2020

Javag

random word that no one not even me knows. Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub.

you "javag" head.
stupid "javag"

by snasberries October 8, 2008