Jailhouse C-section

Being raped in jail by another inmate, that causes the tearing of the anus. May also cause a tear that could be considered a new anus.

Bubba is gonna give you a jailhouse C-section when you get there.

by Me116 November 3, 2012

jailbait

a girl that is attractive but too young to have sex legaly (under the age of consent). she may tempt older men to go after her, and if they do they will end up behind bars....hence, she is "jailbait".

the age of consent is different in different parts of the world. In NY, its 18.

1) Jojo
2) The chic who plays Hermione in the Harry potter movies

Guy 1: "Dude I think that chic is checkin me out."
Guy 2: "No man, stay away she looks like jailbait to me."
Guy 3: "Yea man, 14 will get you 20."

by Andy Cee July 26, 2006

Jail

Slavery of the 21st century in the United States.

Major corporations would rather invest in building more prisons than education and/or employing more people with health benefits.

Oh, let me go buy some thongs so I can support their Secret mission in building more jails.

by Picking a Name Is Hard August 2, 2007

Jailin

A girl named Jailin is a girl who is very beautiful, sweet, caring and is also sensitive. She has the most beautiful smile you will ever see!
Jailin will always be there for you in your bad times and good times. She will also give you the best advice and will be very honest with you. Jailin only trusts the best people with her secrets, but if you tell her a secret she will always keep it to herself.

Jailin is very easy to fall in love with and will be very hard to let go. She will be very loyal and will only have her eyes on you and nobody else. Jailin will be the girl you always dreamed of having, so if you meet a Jailin you are very lucky to have her so don’t ruin that chance with her!

Damn did you see Jailin?
I did she is very hot!

by Star947261 October 30, 2019

Jesus Jail

Being trapped with your family because of a Christ-related holiday. Most typically Christmas.

Chris: "Hey, are we playing Halo tomorrow night?"
John: "I wish. Tomorrow's Christmas Eve so I'll be stuck in Jesus Jail."

by Clover101 January 23, 2011

jailbait

Jailbait is slang for a person who is younger than the legal age of consent for sexual activity, but who is appealing enough that one might risk imprisonment to have sex with them.

Guy1: Look at that girl over there, she s hot !
Guy2: Don t even think about her, she s jailbait !

by euz July 13, 2009

jail

While incarcerated it refers solitary confinement. (´the hole´)

"after the shake down, the guards took him to jail"

by x July 27, 2003