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A mile-long strip in Columbus, Ohio where trendy people (homosexuals and metrosexuals) like to show-off their money.
Hey sis, let's go to the Short North so we can look at the art (metrosexual men). Look at the people who are watching others look at their Bentleys, Rolls, and Mercedes.
by Picking a Name Is Hard July 5, 2007
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Slavery of the 21st century in the United States.

Major corporations would rather invest in building more prisons than education and/or employing more people with health benefits.
Oh, let me go buy some thongs so I can support their Secret mission in building more jails.
by Picking a Name Is Hard July 5, 2007
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