Jungle Farts

Farts that smell and or sound so wild, raw, beastly and untamed that they belong in the jungle.

Damn dude, those mushroom swiss burgers gave Gerald the jungle farts! I'd rather walk home than be stuck in the car with his fuckin jungle farts!

by The fart sultan October 2, 2014

Janglin'

When you add grape soda to your favorite brand of 40 oz strong beer that costs under 5 bucks.

Drink the 40 oz beer down to the top of the label. Then top off the whole thing with grape soda.

Suggested use of a Big Bear and Purple Crush.

Here is some grape soda, Bryce, drink that 40 down to the label and let's start janglin'.

by ElectricBananaMan March 18, 2019

Jungle Ranch

When you cum in your pubes and it dries and begins to itch

I have terrible jungle ranch from last night

by Jungle ranch July 1, 2019

Dirty Jingle

When an older perverted man carries change in his pocket, and pretends he is jingling his change, but in reality, he is playing with himself.

The totally hot chick walked into the shop, and of course Joe started doing the dirty jingle.

by pittsburg sucks October 29, 2007

jungle rot

Someone with terrible athletes foot

toe cheese

In the vietnam war soldiers would get jungle rot from not changing their socks after walking through wet marshes.

His jungle rot had gotten so bad his feet had to be amputated

by Sabertooth nigga November 30, 2004

jingle horse

a derogatory term for a reindeer

getty up jingle horse
pick up your goddamn feet
jingle around the clock

by reindeer hater December 20, 2008

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

A Fictional song character in which children like to sing about while making their voice softer and louder after each verse. Singing this also lets people say DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA as loud as they would like.
Surprisingly, His name is your name too

Person 1: Hey guy

Person 2: Hey, whats your name?

Person 1: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

Person 2: THATS MY NAME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by CannoliCream February 2, 2006