A vile, lecherous pervert. The only reason he doesn't jerk off in public is because his gut doesn't let him reach easily. Almost certainly has sick sexual fantasies about every single woman he sees (and probably a few of the men, too). Limit communication as much as possible. If you recieve anything from him, burn it as soon as possible to prevent contamination of your personal belongings.
by WEEBTRON April 04, 2017
A Person who is a douchebag and a waste of space. Very self-conceded and likes to steal everyone's things. Has no friends at all and likes to stalk everyone
Guy 1:"Hey did you meet that new kid?"
Guy 2:"Yeah he's such a Jacob, wouldn't suprised if that was his name"
Guy 2:"Yeah he's such a Jacob, wouldn't suprised if that was his name"
by Definatore May 28, 2011
by bigboy here January 06, 2011
Someone who doesn't talk much but sends over 20'000 texts a month. Usually tall,blond and wants to be emo... (which doesn't really work out so well.
A TOTAL webtrovert.
A TOTAL webtrovert.
Tarrie: Hey Jake, what's up?
Jacob: *shrugs*
Tarrie: *texts* Heyy... wuzup?
Jacob *texts back* Nm u? long time, no talk... eh?
Jacob: *shrugs*
Tarrie: *texts* Heyy... wuzup?
Jacob *texts back* Nm u? long time, no talk... eh?
by thecabbagechiccas July 06, 2011
Jacob is a name associated with obesity with their body fat percentage ranging from 90%-100%. Although Jacob is a name associated with pure fatness, they are usually gaseous, secreting gaseous substances from their anus every 2-3 minutes, which if breathed in, would lead to blindness, deafness, muteness and reduced penis length. In their love life, munty ginger sluts are attracted to Jacobs, even though Jacobs do not really show their true affection back to their ginger compatriots, they would still masturbate daily to the thought of gingers worldwide. Jacob is also another name for a virgin with regular homosexual urges (every 30-35 secs)
Person 1: It fuckin' stinks, you farted didn't you Jacob?!!
Jacob: No!
Person 1: You did though, didn't you?
Jacob: Yeah
Jacob: No!
Person 1: You did though, didn't you?
Jacob: Yeah
by Mr. KJ November 20, 2013
Is a shy person that will be depressed and scared he will get made fun of and bullied around he feels like people all around him hate him and what Jacob to die but Jacob doesn’t.
by Shyness March 07, 2018
An ugly kid who thinks hes all tight and gagsta just because he has an eight pack, so he goes around calling girls fat but then asking for their love the next second, and trying to get in their pants the next. He also enjoys being a cheater face. And threatening to kill himself (sucide).
Jacob:"Cassandra I love you don't leave me! I'd kill myself if I didnt have you!"
"I'm sorry but I cant trust you after what you did with Rachael."
Jacob:"UGHHH I HATE MY LIFE FML DIE DEATH DESTRUCTION your fat."
"I'm sorry but I cant trust you after what you did with Rachael."
Jacob:"UGHHH I HATE MY LIFE FML DIE DEATH DESTRUCTION your fat."
by Waka Flocka Dames July 23, 2011