Judaism

the first monotheistic religion, basis of two of today's other major religions (Christianity and Islam). The Jewish holy book is the Torah, which is the basis for the Christian Old Testament. Judaism, except in its orthodox form, is probably the most accepting and loosest of the major religions of the Western Hemisphere. Sadly, its followers have been persecuted and ridiculed throughout the ages, and have always been misunderstood by the ignorant.

yes, I am a Jew. and to those of you who have said we are going to hell, remember that there is only one true judge of that, so don't be so arrogant as to put yourself in that position.

by Shwaggy November 14, 2003

juddsmith

The act of a guy receiving anal fisting, eventually working his way up to a double.

Always willing to try something new, Darren decided he really wanted a juddsmith for his birthday.

by Mark Rodgers March 27, 2008

North Judson

A small town surrounded by corn in none other than everybody's favorite farming state, Indiana. Nothing's quite as it seems in this sleepy little town. The unimaginative reject it and the awesome add their own spin to it's ever changing ways.

It's North Judson, keep up.

by Jaynebow April 26, 2011

Jurassic Park

Correct way to spell Jurassic park, congrats!

Also a book (later transpired into a film trilogy) about a theme park with Dinosaurs.

Just be thankful you spelt it right.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna watch Jurassic Park?

Guy 2: Isn't it Jurrassic Park?

Guy 1: I don't wanna know you anymore

by InstantActionHero April 14, 2007

young judaea

Zionist Youth Group based in America. Sponsored by Hadassah
Well known for its members being the most horny jews in America

Seth: Yo man i just came back from that young Judaea convention
Dan:oh did u get some of that shnookie shnookie
Seth: Hell yea i went to 11th base!

by Daniel Karell June 2, 2007

no jodas

spanish words meaning not to be played around with ; '' yea right '' ; dont fuck around ; no hodas.

no jodas hijo de puta.
no jodas yo no amo esa mujer
no jodas.

by Raffa August 19, 2003

Jurassic Pork

A policeman who is over 60 years old. This unretired cop has an ability to retire after 25 years with a full pension, but has such a fear of losing his power he just won't retire.

Jesus Christ, did you see the age of that cop? He's going to write me a ticket for doing 60 in a 50.
Yeah, that's definitely Jurassic Pork. What a douche nozzle.

by Furback August 21, 2009