joner stogging 

Jogging when you're stoned. When you're stoned and you run you don't get out of breath so you can go for ages.

Person 1: "my cars not fixed yet and we need to be at matts in 15 minutes and he live at the other side of the town."
Person 2: "hey, lets have some weed and go joner stogging there! we could go for miles and not get tired."

joner stogging by yaydude April 25, 2009

jonestown massacre

In the Mid 70’s a preacher named Jim Jones created his own town, formerly named JonesTown. Approximately 1000 people lived there and he promised them a utopian society. Later he brought them to a secluded area and killed men, women, and children with cyanid infused Kool-Aid. He brutally killed the children first, And shot him self after they all died.

Have you ever heard of the JonesTown massacre?

jonestown massacre by CDR KINGZz November 29, 2017

jonen 

To roast or burn someone consistently, usually consisting of the phrase “head-ass”, in a manner that does not make sense to all that hear it.

Person 1: Awww, You little light bulb head-ass looking nose.
Person 2: Awww, you be jonen!

jonen by Guy365 April 16, 2019

danger jones

an adjective used to describe risky and/or questionable behaviors

I cant believe leonard tried to hit margie with the shocker; thats some danger jones shit.

danger jones by geraldine blackwell February 3, 2009

Cranberry Jones 

A quarterback that wears crimson and cream who's home state is New Mexico. If your team is playing against him, he is the best player on your team.

When the Huskers were playing the Sooners, Oklahoma's quarterback thew 5 interceptions he was such a Cranberry Jones.

Cranberry Jones by CLS Husker February 8, 2010

Going Jones 

When a two people are engaged in a text message conversation and one of them suddenly ceases all further communication or response. This usually leaves the other person awaiting an answer that will never be sent, resulting in a one way conversation.

*in a text*
Person 1: Hey what's up?
Person 2: Not much man
Person 1: We were supposed to hang last night, what happened to you?
Person 1: Hey you there?
Person 1: Are you Going Jones on me?

Going Jones by Owlhero April 26, 2014

Killian Jones 

An angel. (Who’s also devilishly handsome)

“Killian Jones is my favorite ouat character.”
“Me too, He’s such an angel.”

Killian Jones by Vera Odinson April 11, 2020