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Jensie

A beautiful, rare, poisonous flower grown only in remote locations. Only 1 true specimen known alive to date.
Jensie, when inhaled, gives such a lovely odor, similar to lavender roses.
by Jingles December 23, 2016
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jesinda

Jesinda is an amazing, talented, beautiful, smart and funny best friend anyone could ask for. you're lucky to have jesinda in your life, and if you have her already, keep her in your life and treat her with respect, loyalty, trust and love. jesinda deserves the world, don't hurt her because if you do you'll never find an amazing person like her again.
person 1: who's that girl over there?
person 2: that's my bestie westie jesinda
by skymcsky June 30, 2021
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Jessica Simpson

The two extremes.
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Jessie

Jessie is the greatest girl in the world! She smells greats, looks great, and is great!

She is kind and lovely. Flowers bow to her as their queen and fair maidens gaze in adoration of how lovely she is! Her sweat is perfume and her poops are works of art. There's nothing more lovely than Jessie. She lights up every room she enters and makes the boy she loves feel complete. She is everything wonderful encapsulated in a lovely floral pill. She is addictive and yet you can't overdose on the love that oozes out of her like a jelly-filled donut of love.

Don't ever let go of Jessie if you have her. She's the best thing that exists on this planet.

Plus, she knows the chorus of Future's "Mask Off" by heart. Man, if that ain't enough, I don't know what is?

She is not just beautiful, but smart as well.

She can prepare excel forms in a jiff! Boo Yah!
She is also kind. She's helpful and has an excellent smile. Dentist use her as a reference.

But for reals, that's a Jessie!
Ooh, that Jessie so sweet! Imma have to call the doctor for more insulin son!

Boy 1: I just got a cupcake from that girl for no apparent reason.

Boy 2: that's nice.

Boy 1: yeah, I think that girl was a Jessie.

Man, I wish I was as lucky enough to have a Jessie.

Flowers: "we adore you, our queen!"
*flowers bowing*
by SmoothBrownChocolate July 24, 2017
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Dirty Jessica

When a girl gives an over the pants hand job at a party with family and friends present.
Butch totally got a Dirty Jessica at the family Christmas party.
by OTPHJ123 April 13, 2016
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Jessica Simpson

Female who pretends to be stupid for attention and high ratings.
I find it appauling that girls think you have to pull a Jessica Simpson to be noticed.
by ~*Foxy Lady*~ October 16, 2006
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Jessica Biel

Any really Hot Chick who looks like the actress. Also a girl who I'd love to fuck.
by Wear April 22, 2006
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