A very loving and cute guy. Very competitive and athletic. Not afraid of anyone regardless of how big or small he is. Typically Jacobs are good at fighting and are tough. Jacobs and Morgans make great couples. Jacobs have big dicks usually around 9 inches.
by 21SavageStr8Balla January 03, 2018
"jacobed" definition(s) (verb) 1. Leave completely unexpectedly with out telling anyone your reason and or destination.
2. Completely unexpectedly spring a plan
2. Completely unexpectedly spring a plan
Example 1 (Person 1: "where did person 2 go, he was with us five minutes a ago?" Person 3: "Must have Jacobbed us")
Example2: Person 1: "Hey wanna go to the movies tonight?" Person 2 "It's 8pm on a sunday..." Person 1: so?
Example2: Person 1: "Hey wanna go to the movies tonight?" Person 2 "It's 8pm on a sunday..." Person 1: so?
by 112152523647472626384959573634 May 08, 2011
the guy who has a cross up his ass all the time and who cant keep his mouth shut because he has a dick in it 24/7
by kiki the firefighter number 2 April 12, 2015
noun-
a really disgusting dude with acne and chest hair. looks like frankie muniz
once had a really hot girlfriend but he got so annoying at summer gym that she dumped his ass.
his favorite ice cream is mint chocolate chip.
a really disgusting dude with acne and chest hair. looks like frankie muniz
once had a really hot girlfriend but he got so annoying at summer gym that she dumped his ass.
his favorite ice cream is mint chocolate chip.
fred: hey mark whats your favorite ice cream?
mark: mint chocolate chip!!!
fred: you are such a jacob!
mark: mint chocolate chip!!!
fred: you are such a jacob!
by geebdnanow August 05, 2008
The Jacob is an odd creature. They stalk and they creep and they prey on the weak and the young. They tend to smother and trap their love intrests until they become sucidal. Usually pedophilic in nature they love the fresh faced sight of youth. The Jacob is not an intelligent creature and therefore flocks around stronger groups of males to protect himself. Jacobs' do not like bluntness and if you come into contact with one flee immediately. Though the love interest initially pities the young man, it becomes evident as the process continues that the Jacob is simply using his "vulnerability" as a complicated web, that once one gets tangled in, becomes increasingly difficult to release from. Be advised: in intimate occurances he may cause motion sickness, and in daily life, will cause nausea.
The love interest found herself drowning in Jacob's despair, and so took it upon herself to light the asshole on fire, only to discover that he had, in his undying love for her, consumed it, and continued to stalk towards his love.
by snoozingwhilelosing May 03, 2013
That kid was such a Jacob. When he drew that picture of the submarinehe put wheels on it! SMH
After school got out and everyone screamed weekend, I realized I was a Jacob for finally finding out it was Friday.
After school got out and everyone screamed weekend, I realized I was a Jacob for finally finding out it was Friday.
by $yd December 29, 2011
by Biggy Al November 28, 2018