Ivan

A big man with huge shoulders and humongous penis (20 inch). He gets pussy and he destroys pussy.
He likes to fuck other peoples moms. Also shoots racist motherfuckers.

Oh, you have a big Penis, you must be Ivan

Ivan by Sara Vukosavljevic November 21, 2021

Ivan

Guy with the biggest cock
Usually grows around 75 yards(68.58 meters)

Girl: Ivan has the biggest cock
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.

Ivan by Inoco November 21, 2021

Ivan

Weird dude who likes to finger his butt and spits like a llama. Hates the song Closer by the Chainsmokers.

Hey Ivan here’s this cool song by the Chainsmokers

Ivan: A moo moo moo moo. *Fingers butt*

Ivan by Iamivanagu November 21, 2021

Ivan

Weird dude that likes to finger his butt. Hates Closer by the Chainsmokers

Hey Ivan, you should listen to Closer by the Chainsmokers.

Ivan: A moo moo moo moo. *Fingers butt aggressively*

Ivan by Iamivanagu November 21, 2021

ivan

ivan is one of the beautiful person u can ever meet. unforgettable and with an unique sense of humor. u can lough and forget all your problems with them.

he can talk about his problems because he thinks that other people don't care about him. but he will listen to your throughs all day and all night. he can be such an asshole but only if u let him, it's his way to show that he loves u.
he's cute, intelligent, kind, beautiful and very hot. he has the most beautiful eyes in the world and he knows.
don't give up on him and your relationship, it can always be better, give it time. if u fall in love with ivan u are fucked up, he don't go out of your mind easily.
love him and protect him. show him all your love, he's the most beautiful soul in the world. <3

"i love you ivan, you are my first and only love"

ivan by redchesterfield November 22, 2021

Ivan

A typical clown in any company. he usually has a friend Kirill, with whom he often has sex...

Valentin: Hy, Ivan from 201 room. Can u help me?
Ivan: sorry i have a sex with Kirill now.

Ivan by Kirill - funny guy November 22, 2021

Ivan

Sometimes sweaty.

“Bro Ivan is sometimes sweaty”

Ivan by jumbo_munchkins November 22, 2021