prepare the meal

To shave and clean your pussy if oral sex is on the menu for the night.

Well, I better go prepare the meal for Seth, I'm hoping he'll eat at the Y tonight.

Sorry Honey, I didn't prepare the meal. I'd rather we just fuck.

Can you believe Seth told me to prepare the meal next time? He said I didn't pass the finger test.

by One- Balled Man March 2, 2008

meals brows

When you think your life can't get any worse... then you look at your friends eyebrows and realise.. life ain't too shabby after all 😂😂😂 #mealsbrows

Hey man my life is a mess

As bad as meals brows??

Hell no bro

by Lolo2486 August 13, 2018

Grande Meal

To describe an act, place, or thing that is absalutely awsome.

"Dude thats a fuckin grande meal"

by peanutsdaddy July 24, 2009

Gas meal

When you're eating out a girl and she farts in your mouth

Man I was going downtown and got a gas meal.... it was nasty!!!

by Crazychris April 14, 2014

Macho Meal

Food that you eat just for the sake of saying you ate it.

Guy 1: I'm gonna get some double downs, you want any?
Guy 2: You know it's just a macho meal, you only need one.

by zao_89 April 19, 2010

meal chucker

cabin attendant in the airline industry. So called because they metaphorically "chuck" (throw) meals at passengers.

"Did you see that blonde meal chucker working in first class?
She's very pretty"

by Tex1 December 3, 2007

meal skrims

a term used to describe an amount of leftover food left on ones plate, usually a women, who wants to look skinny by not eating everything on her plate.

Carol left some meal skrims on her plate on thanksgiving so others will ask why shes done and carol will answer with an "i'm full" when shes really not.

by frodolax6 November 24, 2011