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Instagram

An app that makes your photos look like shit while simultaneously making you happy about it.
I can't believe Facebook paid a billion dollars to buy Instagram; a program that makes perfectly good photos look like shit.

"OMG look at my mom's crappy old photos from the 70s... Oh, but check out this Instagram photo of me and Katie at the bar last night."

Instagram makes photos more fartsy than artsy.
by onehandcrabbing September 29, 2012
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Instagrammer

Instagrammer simply means a person who gets on Instagram. Better used for a person who gets on often or is obsessive over insta.
Your such an instagrammer. Every time I'm with you your on Instagram!
by Mekakitty cullen June 21, 2014
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instagram happy

When someone posts excessively on Instagram and we all perceive them as happy. When in reality, said person is dying inside and begging for attention
Person 1: Did you see all the pictures Kim put on Instagram?
Person 2: Oh my god yeah. she looked so happy
Person 3: Yeah but she's probably just instagram happy
by OmeGa_Doughboy November 8, 2015
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Instagram hunter

Someone who engages in hunting for the sole purpose of posting pictures of themselves hunting on social media. Contrary to popular belief, the Instagram hunter is not actually a skilled hunter and tend to purchase expensive equipment compensate for their lack of hunting ability.
Conner- "Zach, stop taking so many selfies, we're trying to hunt."

Zach- "Just one more, how else are people supposed to know I'm hunting?"

Conner- "You're such an Instagram hunter."
by Wade6969 May 18, 2016
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Instageddon

Instagrams update in May of 2016

Term coined by Sarah Lane
Everyone is freaking out over instageddon
by Meme meister June 22, 2016
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Instagrasm

An orgasm that is reached when masturbating to images on Instagram.
"I was looking at her feed and I was like, I'm about to have an Instagrasm right now!"
"I had an Instagrasm looking at Scarlett Johansson's last post!"
by death2lois March 21, 2017
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inagf

Dude, inagf, I’m so desperate
by Chippi September 14, 2019
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