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Alexandria Incident

Alexandria Incidents are massive losses of data that intentionally or unintentionally take down part or the whole of a service's data at once.

Geocities died intentionally, and the loss was the death of the whole service, and thus is considered an A type Alexandria Incident.

The Myspace Data Loss Incident was unintentional, and was the loss of only a portion of the service, and thus is considered a B type Alexandria Incident.

The Tumblr porn ban was intentional, and was a loss of only a portion of the service, and is thus a C type

The Theoretical D type, where the data loss was unintentional and resulted in service wide data loss happens usually to small scale services, or large services in their early days, I do not know of many good examples of this if any

The name, Alexandria Incident, comes from the burning of the library of Alexandria.
another example classification: the death of Flipnote Hatena was an A type Alexandria Incident.
by lucyferous August 3, 2023
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The Roadhog Incident

The day that Roadhog shoved his fat meat right into Austin’s face absolutely destroying him. The Cake mixer with a side of snek
Do you remember the Roadhog incident? Oh yeah that one time Austin cried and blocked us?
by theaustinhater42069 August 8, 2023
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the Lazeez incident

When you go to Lazeez shawarma and ask for no spice, but the guy behind the counter gives you the spiciest option.
The Lazeez incident

Me: bro wtf this shit is so fucking spicy i asked the guy at Lazeez for no spice

Bro: wtf let me try...... Oh bro wtf that mf fucked you over that shit so spicy
by Scoliosis king August 24, 2023
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Tour bus incident

when the 1d boys were on tour and louis and harry were alone in the tour bus and a lot of traumatizing stuff happened. Later, we also see poor harry not being able to sit later at their concert that day. ahem.
hey! do you remember the tour bus incident?
Oh mah godddddddd
by larry loves tour buses September 8, 2023
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Brown N Rats Incident

This tragic event happened with my friend when he witnessed his teacher having zoo sex by shoving both rats in her vagina and asshole. Retardman was shocked! So he called out his teacher on Roblox.com but it’s always censored due to the website being infamous for its shitty guidelines so he went on Twitter instead and leaked a video of his teacher pissing on her rats and she later got arrested for zoophilia and Retardman flew to ascension once again.

Half-Credit: WWW.COMPASS
My friend witnessed the Brown N Rats Incident! So gayyyyyyyyy!……
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The Italian Senate Incident

so on the 17th of january the italian senate were holding a meeting about...i dunno, pizza or sum shit. Then, outta nowhere, a hacker made his way to the call and broadcasted porn of Tifa Lockheart from FFVII. it was awesome lol.
Guy one: "Bro did you hear about the Italian senate incident"
Guy two: "the one with tifa lockhart?"
Guy one: "yea"
Guy two: "yea that was funny as shit lol"
by NFTs are gay September 22, 2023
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the analog clock incident

The strange phenomenon where irish children are incapable of learning how to read an analog clock
My friend sean hasn't been able to tell time ever since the analog clock incident
by powerbottompoptart September 22, 2023
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