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backseat cleaning

When your parent or parents tell you what to clean as you're cleaning, which is completely unnecessary.
"John, don't forget to dust. Oh, while you're dusting, make sure you're getting the edges of the fan. And vacuum after you're done. And while you're vacuuming, get underneath the couch."
"For fuck's sake, mom, enough with the backseat cleaning!"
by GK162248 September 25, 2013
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Backseat Gamer

Someone who tells someone what to do while playing a video game
Someone who tells someone what to do while playing a video game

Backseat Gamer: Go left! Go right! Jump! JUMP! JUMP!!!!!

*dies*

Gamer: Can you stop backseating?
by geomtaeee November 12, 2022
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Backseat driver

A computer-illiterate person who tries to yell instructions to someone who is well aware of what should be done. This advice is usually incorrect, misguided, and unwanted; it tends to be a mix of those three. Computer-literate people absolutely despise this behaviour but not the people in particular.
Wilfred: Yeah, all I'm doing is partitioning the hard disk so I can just dual-boot this laptop with Ubuntu.
Robin: Uh, dude. You can't have Windows and something else on their. It's either Windows or it's not.
Wilfred: If you don't stop being such a backseat driver I will throw your laptop out the window. Shut up now.
Robin: more incoherent nonsense here
by The Biggest of Vinnies June 13, 2015
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backseat changeup

A backseat changeup is what happens after a double date when you're all so drunk you get into the wrong car's back seat and fuck some dope you don't even know.
Jeff) Oh hey Bill, how did you and Caron like our double date last night?
Bill) I thought it was a lot of fun, I'm concerned that I pulled a backseat changeup with Betty though.
Jeff)
by Whatsaspacebar? December 22, 2008
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backseat friend

An acquaintance you keep around in case you lose your better friends.
Matt is gone overseas. Now is a good time to reconnect with James (backseat friend).
by Jeff_the_warrior November 7, 2013
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Backseat Ben

Where someone cheats on his girlfriend with another girl in the backseat of his dad's truck.
by Bentwatson June 25, 2016
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banana in the backseat

A skinny white guy in the back seat of a car. He must be wearing a yellow hoody that makes him favor a banana.
"I don't think I'll ever get used to having a banana in the backseat!"
by Nathan Turner April 21, 2008
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