r0x0r like a f0x0r in a b0x0r

far, far better than simply to r0x0r. to rock like a fox in a box. because if you put a f0x0r in a b0x0r, that b0x0r would certainly be r0x0ring off the charts.

really grood.

chel: someone just blew up the football stadium...looks like no more hokie football. ever again.

a: r0x0r like a f0x0r in a b0x0r! this is the best news EVER!

by elemental October 12, 2005

like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank

When an old man marries a young woman one could say it is "like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank", insinuating that the man cannot get an erection so it will not go in a young tight pussy.

Did you know old man jones married that hot stripper? It must be like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank.

by tl_terry January 22, 2010

like a crystal cow in knackerland

Used of something or someone unsuited to a given environment, placed there hopefully for well-intended reasons but left defenceless. From a decision by the relevant authorities in Dublin, Ireland in recent years to mount life-size statues of cows in various media and colours in outdoor locations throughout the centre of the city. The cows were soon vandalised, including one dainty little critter with an elaborate design of cut glass that was left, as you do, in one of the less salubrious areas of the city centre and promptly smashed.

She left little Johnny off at school to face the roughest class in the place, like a crystal cow in knackerland.

by Fearman February 10, 2008

like a deer in the headlines

The facial expression we have come to know - panic-stricken, wide-eyed and immobilized, not knowing which way to run, realizing that your crimes, sins and errors of judgement are suddenly America's number one topic.

The movie mogul had figured no one would ever talk, and if they did, who would believe them, yet here he stood, cameras on him from all sides, barraged by shouting reporters, like a deer in the headlines.

by Monkey's Dad February 27, 2020

Coming home smelling like 3 nights in Pitcairn

To come home smelling like you have consumed large quantities of alcohol. Usually used in conjunction with the term "tie one on."

Pinheads!!! You goin out? Gonna tie one on? Come home smelling like 3 nights in Pitcairn.

by Petey Pablo January 31, 2005

smells like sarah jessica parker in here

when you walk into a new friends room, and smell what smells like. your not sure if its a bad smell or not but it probably smells like horses and failed acting careers.

Carl: so what do you think of my room?

you: i don't know, it kinda smells like sarah jessica parker in here.

by DeathTheFlamingReaper August 22, 2011

Sweating like a fat bird in a disco

To sweat profusely, in a manner similar to larger women in discos.

Rachel was too warm in the lecture, and was sweating like a fat bird in a disco

by Sped66 May 26, 2006