mommy second

When one says they are gone for a second but that second turns out to be much longer.
So it is not a slim but a thicc second and per definition mommys are thicc - so a "mommy second"
Jake says he's gonne be back in a second. Turns out he needs more time than that.

People who are waiting for him be like :"damn, that's a mommy second."
by YouNotHavelTheHoff August 13, 2021
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Split Second

A racing reality show that you can either:
Put a ship down your enemies, crash a plane to eliminate your rivals, detonate a warehouse, cause a landslide, throw a truck, destroy a bridge, fall a chimney, explode a gas station and among others.

The game was created by the same creators of Frozen, Sophia the First, Mickey Mouse and others.
Just how much Split Second spent to make this race?
How many people were killed doing the stunts?
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 10, 2018
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13 Seconds

Albeit a short period of time, 13 seconds is long enough for the Buffalo Bills to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
CDC guidelines suggest wash your hands for more than 13 seconds
by BTones January 25, 2022
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Second Scoping

When you bait out a sniper shot to snipe them yourself directly after.
Stop second scoping you tryhard faggot!!
by Bloog67 May 18, 2021
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cold second

The opposite of a hot sec
Boy 1: yo you remember tiffany?
Boy 2: yah didn’t you date for a cold second?
Boy 1: yah worst 6 months of my life
by raiderzvb September 15, 2018
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Second Violinity

When you touch a violin for the first time, and you don't enjoy it. Then, for all legal and official purposes, you did not ever touch the violin
WOAH THERE! DID YOU JUST TOUCH THAT VIOLIN?

Don't worry, I have second violinity

Understandable, have a nice day
by Don'tTouchViolins May 16, 2018
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Pi Second

The fifty-third second of 9:26 a.m. of March 14, 2015. So called because 3.141592653 is pi down to nine decimal places, and Pi Second is 3/14/15 9:26:53.
On Pi Second, we will play the sound of a bell ringing for all the world to hear! Pi Second is only one second out of every 100 years, so it only happens every three billion or so seconds. Enjoy the second while you can!
by Seshie January 6, 2014
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