Heard Immunity

Immunity from believing everything you hear, especially faux news, conspiracy theories and lying politicians.

I was grateful for having "Heard Immunity" after the preacher said people would be having sex with cows if his candidate did not win.

by mlhiss October 21, 2020

drink to immunity

a social phenomena whereby the subject seeks to bolster their immune system to the undesirable after-effects of alcohol cf hangover.

but a dream, a rosy at that the author of the dream becomes immune to the after effects of the known universe for the foreseeable future in the doctrine of double effect.

hey you drunk! got vex likesay just what moment to let go that thought balloon before you're too high too avoid likesay heinous fall? no fear! get some purples in.

i figure if i keep plugging away at this vodka and by this vodka i don't mean this vodka in particular but vodka as a dampner over a static lifetime, only good things can happen and by this i mean i shall drink to immunity

by silencut March 2, 2009

Old Man Immunity

The ability of old men to molest women by performing actions that would get younger men thrown in jail. But because old men "don't know better" women find it funny, cute and flattering and embrace it openly - likely because they know the man molesting them doesn't have a functioning penis.

Grandpa was clearly utilizing his Old Man Immunity when he was hitting on the waitress and grabbed her ass in jest.

by WindBoner February 8, 2012

Diplomatic Immunity

Magic The Gathering card Game.

Diplomatic Immunity is an Enchant Creature card for 1U that states: Enchanted creature cant be the target of spells or abilities.

Diplomatic Immunity cant be the target of spells or abilities.

Willie casted Diplomatic Immunity on his creature. His opponent could not kill it by targeting the creature or enchantment, so after many turns of being attacked Willies opponent lossed the game.

by The Jeff December 25, 2007

Pancake-injunction

When your sticky sweaty nut sack sticks to the side of your inner thigh.

I got some serious Pancake-injunction sticky icky woo. Dont you hate when your sack sticks to you forehead. Excuse me, I need to peel this bitch off my leg.

by Dr. Stugots February 21, 2011

Diplomatic Immunity

A clan on the game Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare on Xbox Live. A successful yet ignorant group of gamers often known as D.I. for short.

"Hey how long were you playing COD 4 last night?"
"A couple of hours, but i got off when some Diplomatic Immunity members started trash talking me."

by Cod4 fan May 23, 2009

Injuns

dirty little midgets who have a strange greenish complexion (usually from europe)

Look at the Injun!

by Jimmy October 10, 2003