by Dapper Dan Hart May 15, 2011
Get the Ikeaster mug.The claw-like hand cramp you get from assembling IKEA furniture. Distantly related to wankers cramp but less pleasurable.
Dude 1: What's wrong with your hand? Wankers cramp?
Dude 2: Not this time, I've got IKEA hand from putting together that new bookshelf.
Dude 2: Not this time, I've got IKEA hand from putting together that new bookshelf.
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A large collection of tiny hex wrenches left over from Ikea furniture or other self-assembly products.
by techerder September 7, 2013
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Get the IKEA mug.A metaphor for a child who enters this world high functioning on the autism spectrum. A well engineered child who comes with all of the parts but needs proper care and assembly to standup in todays society.
by Ikea Kid September 18, 2016
Get the Ikea Kid mug.When you do acts with or without the intention of making yourself appear to what ever gods exist, that you are the shart they should have correctly dealt with
I know you listen to 11 but 9 is better and if you dare say anything inregards to 9 and 11 or 11 and nine my god how long will you be wasting my time. Ikeaception staph it
by Notorious Big W September 21, 2016
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I know you listen to 11 but 9 is better and if you dare say anything inregards to 9 and 11 or 11 and nine my god how long will you be wasting my time. Ikeaception staph it
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