Ikeaster

To go to Ikea on Easter.

I Ikeaster today and it was so much fun. I love Swedish getting furniture on Easter.

by Dapper Dan Hart May 15, 2011

IKEA hand

The claw-like hand cramp you get from assembling IKEA furniture. Distantly related to wankers cramp but less pleasurable.

Dude 1: What's wrong with your hand? Wankers cramp?
Dude 2: Not this time, I've got IKEA hand from putting together that new bookshelf.

by PeterG227 September 6, 2013

Ikea Shrapnel

A large collection of tiny hex wrenches left over from Ikea furniture or other self-assembly products.

I had to clean out the Ikea shrapnel from my toolbox.

by techerder September 7, 2013

IKEA

A furniture store in America that white people go to buy desks and candles for a good deal

I went to ikea and got this desk and candles for a really good price

by Ish2000 May 3, 2016

Ikea Kid

A metaphor for a child who enters this world high functioning on the autism spectrum. A well engineered child who comes with all of the parts but needs proper care and assembly to standup in todays society.

i love my ikea kid!

by Ikea Kid September 18, 2016

Ikeaception

When you do acts with or without the intention of making yourself appear to what ever gods exist, that you are the shart they should have correctly dealt with

I know you listen to 11 but 9 is better and if you dare say anything inregards to 9 and 11 or 11 and nine my god how long will you be wasting my time. Ikeaception staph it

by Notorious Big W September 21, 2016

Ikeaception

When you do acts with or without the intention of making yourself appear to what ever gods exist, that you are the shart they should have correctly dealt with

I know you listen to 11 but 9 is better and if you dare say anything inregards to 9 and 11 or 11 and nine my god how long will you be wasting my time. Ikeaception staph it

by Notorious Big W September 21, 2016