ice cream dispenser

To have your ice cream dispensed is to give someone a hot carl while receiving a handjob.

That girl is hot. I'd let her dispense my ice cream.

by plasticus April 28, 2004

Ice cream cone and bone

Similar to "wine and dine" but with a more informal tone. A guy takes a girl out for ice cream or dessert and then fucks her afterwards.

1. No fuckin way Lloyd, did u really ice cream cone and bone Didem?...yea...dude, u r the fuckin man

by Anonymous12432957912 July 10, 2007

Ice Cream Cone

The act of licking a man's penis from the balls to the head in one motion, as in licking ice cream that has dribbled down the outside of a cone.

She teased me for a while by giving me several slow Ice Cream Cones.

by bjmike January 14, 2010

Ice Cream Cone

Slang for a penis.

Well you can eat it from the side, you can eat it from the top. You can lick it round and round like you're never gonna stop. You can eat it in the morning, you can eat it in the night. You can eat it all at once, or take a little bite. Mmmm, Ice Cream Cone!

by Lovebug_1986 June 8, 2010

Napolitanoian Ice Cream

A bland, tasteless ice cream, characterized by its double rainbow color pattern. Named for the former Governor of AZ, this ice cream "flavor" is rather unnatural and pointless, but tradition dictates that when anyone tasting it complains, anyone else present must answer with the statement, "the system worked." All cartons of Napolitanoian Ice Cream are marked with the slogan, "We're not sure what it is, but it sure ain't terrorism!" It can be stored in the fridge, but most people insist on keeping it in the closet.

Sandra had a scoop of Napolitanoian Ice Cream with her life partner, Shasta.

Anwar and Sue were not surprised when the baby sitter gave them each another scoop of Napolitanoian Ice Cream, even though she had promised there would be no double dipping!

by Igor Debull Rener August 18, 2010

Break-up Ice cream

The gallon of ice cream a female often indulges in, typically all in one night, after having conflicts with the opposite sex.

"Last night I had my break-up ice cream at one o clock in the morning again...I hope i didn't gain any weight."

by icecreamgirlx3 April 26, 2010

ice cream paint job

Lyrics in a song that white people love, but have no idea what it means.

You will never see an ice cream paint job on a Prius.

by stupid phatty September 22, 2009