Sometimes I cry when I poop

A throwaway phrase best used to make annoying/boring/stupid people think you're crazy, and therefore to get them to stop talking to you.

"Yo did you see last night's football game?"
"Sometimes I cry when I poop"

by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 28, 2022

P I C N I C

Problem In Chair Not In Computer

For the person who knows nothing about computers except basic tasks like turning it on and off and reading their email. Are you having a P I C N I C?

by Parker394 June 06, 2007

i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

a funny as hell way of insulting a man by implying that you've screwed his wife

james: have you seen my gimp mask and anal harness?
bob: huh??
james: i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

or

paul: have you seen my boxers? I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed
john: that dirty whore! did she ask you to do bukkake?

by Tipp Ex September 10, 2009

Whatever, I do what I want!

used by mostly obeserexic pre-teen ho-bags who have shitloads of unprotected sex with ppl 3 times their age.

Seen mostly on Maury and Jenny Jones....made even more popular by Cartman on South Park in the episode where Butters has balls strapped to his chin.

by Anonymous July 02, 2003

Whatever, I do what I want!

Idiotic phrase uttered by spoiled little teenage bitches who haven't the slightest clue what it's like to live in the real world.

"I ain't ever had to work a day in my life and my parents provide me with everything I need. But ain't no one gonna tell me I can't blow half the boys at my school, abuse drugs, and talk to my parents like they is dogs. Whatever, I do what I want!"

by Aw yeah February 22, 2005

Whatever, I do what I want!

Comeback used by skanky preteens on the Jenny Jones show after the audience boos them for being nasty sluts

I do drugs and I kill people! Whatever! I do what I want!

by Screamapillar June 23, 2003

Wateva, I do wat I want!

I do not have to listen to you; I will do what I please.

by Anonymous September 09, 2003