hufman's theory of departion

the action in which a person leaves a party or formal gathering while failing to inform others about his departure leaving them clueless and apprehensive about his abrupt vansishment from the vicinity.

while attending a party or gathering, one initiates hufman's theory of departion by simply fleeing in secrecy leaving his acquaintances completly ignorant to his dissapearence; this action also tends to piss people off as well.

by PACELITE September 3, 2006

human fleshlight

Sexual act in which the smaller person in a couple is used as if they were a flesh light.

A seven foot tall man fucked me like I was a human fleshlight .

by Emperor3434 July 12, 2018

Human Kike

One of the most popular insults of the strong and powerful hero, the Human Kite. Take into consideration that the joke works extremely well because of the hero being a Jew.

Cartman (The Coon): "Fuck you, Human Kike!"
Kyle (Human Kite): "Screw you, fat-ass."

by Straight Out the Rice Fields January 5, 2017

Human Resources Business Partner

A pompous job title self-servingly contrived by human resource (HR) "professionals" to be applied to themselves, obviously intended to justify the existence and further expansion of the HR function within business organizations. A further objective of this ruse appears to be propagation of the illusion that the HR function possesses a holistic grasp of broader strategic issues facing the organization enabling it to contribute expanded economic value and thereby providing justification for elevated compensation demands for HR staff.

A look at online job advertisements will confirm that the use of this title is spreading faster than a California wildfire, giving credence to the notion that this scheme was recently cooked up in some HR industry association initiative as a way to rebrand HR "professionals" as being more than the administrative paper pushers they, in fact, are.

The absurdity of this inflated moniker is further appreciated when one considers that no other functions appear to have widely implemented similar titles in their functions. For example, one seldom sees job postings for bizarre titles such as "engineering business partner", "sales business partner", or "legal business partner".

Castle: "Hey Russo, what's with that new idiotic title of yours I saw on LinkedIn? Human Resources Business Partner? You've got to be kidding me."

Russo: "Come on Frank, it's a title to reflect the greater value I bring to the business."

Castle: "Jesus, Billy, you and I both know you that you don't know a damn thing about business and that the only reason you’re in HR is because you flunked out of all the other departments."

by Clark F. Kent March 21, 2019

Hello Fellow Human

Something that a robot says.

Thomas: hey man
Mark: Hello fellow humanoid, I would like to feast on a nice human snack. probably thin cut up and deep fried potatoes, Like you humans.
Thomas: when you talk the servos are hearable. are you human?
Mark: Action not recognized.

by a user....yep June 3, 2018

A HUMAN SKIDMARK ON THE UNDERWEAR OF LIFE

A contemptible and low-life individual;
a person who's a waste of oxygen and flesh; the ultimate scumbag of existence!

Pete's wife aptly labeled him as a "human skidmark on the underwear of life" when he forgot to acknowledge their 20th wedding anniversary by having an illicit fling with the baby-sitter at the local hotel.

by weave January 28, 2007

Human Cow

A lactating female who allows herself to have her jugs hooked up to a cow milking machine, usually wearing a cow mask and cow print leather chaps.

That guy's girlfriend is a human cow! He milks her...literally.

by Trish54 February 9, 2009