humbleflex

Similar to humblebrag, to humbleflex means to brag about how many guys/girls you have, how strong you are, or otherwise how awesome you obviously are, only to back off and say you were just kidding.

"Colby was braggin about how many girls flirted with him while he was lifeguarding."
"Yeah, he told me he was kidding though."
"Really?!"
"Yeah, he was just humbleflexing."

by 1pr0digy September 1, 2016

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humber bridge

the fleshy section in between a woman's vagina and anus, also known as a female gooch. So-called because the Humber Bridge in England links the towns of Hull & Grimsby, i.e. 'the fishy bit to the shitty bit'.

Ooo arr! That 'umber bridge sure is mingin'!

by disco_rob_funk February 21, 2005

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humble pie

the greatest live band of all time and also the starting point of legendary guitarist Peter Framton.

man1: hey man i just went to a humble pie concert
man2: Yeah? how was it.
man1: they blew my mind man!

by Tom Bombadillo June 29, 2005

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Humbert hardon

A subtle indication of an older man's lust for a young girl. Named after the celebrated pedo Humbert Humbert, the unreliable narrator and protagonist of Vladimir Nabokov's "Lolita".

As the 12 year old figure skater completed her spin, my Dad took out his camera, snapping shot after shot. I got a creepy feeling that he had a Humbert hardon.

by Whip-poor-will January 1, 2013

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