hooner hole

Any filthy, unkept, and rancid hole belonging to a ratty, chihuahua lookin-ass, dusty, street hooker.

Yo bro, I met this shorty at the club last night, and she started dancing on me. Afterward I had a stain on my pants that smelled like rotting flesh, I think she must have rubber her hooner hole on my leg!!

by SuperUglyPerson May 10, 2023

Turbo Hooned

Getting absolutely shit faced on Flugel Shots whilst Skiing in the Alps

Getting Turbo Hooned with the Lads!!

by TurboHoonedRiz April 4, 2023

Dr. Hoontar

The best proctologist you'll ever meet. The only person I will ever let touch my butt. Well versed in the knowledge of colons.

Dr. Hoontar is the best proctologist! He saved my butt many times!

by Dan Sapion February 8, 2020

hooner

One who hoons. A hooner is a person who drives an exotic sportscar as it was meant to be driven.

That Jamiroquai, he's a bit of a hooner!

by Bibs August 31, 2006

hooned

Not simply the act of getting drunk.

To get hooned is to become extremely drunk when originally the intention was not there

Last night Joe and I went to a friends house to have dinner and we woke up this morning in a barn, we got so hooned!

by Waffamonkey October 7, 2011

hooner

noun. Little known but passionately defended term used to describe a particular model of motorcycle (and it's variants) - the Honda Hornet aka. CB 600F/CB 900F (CB 599/ CB 919 - U.S. model names). This gives rise to the verb 'to hoon'

Have you seen Chris' modded Hornet? Now that's some Hooner!

I decided that I'd go for a Hooner as my first bike and I just love it!

by mightlife January 18, 2009

hoons

group of australian guys known for their loutish behaviour and scallywag antics

"get out of here you bloody hoons"
"those hoons are at it again"

by robism July 7, 2004