Hooked the shits

To get explosive diarrhea.

I was just heading out the door when I hooked the shits.

by Colin_White69 January 4, 2021

Hooded Fichner

A scary ruthless mythical creature who haunts kids by blocking all games and draining their iPad percentage before school

Why is floppy bird blocked on my iPad? Hooded Fichner must be watching me

by SamuelMyers January 20, 2021

Homedpotnails

Person who does a triple backflip on hot sauce

Im homedpotnails 😱

by Cardboard egg June 4, 2022

homedpotnails

3 backflip on hot sause

Im gonna homedpotnails dude

by Cardboard egg June 4, 2022

Hooded Merganser

an uncircumcised penis.

Example 1: Hey girl, you ready for this hooded merganser!

Example 2:
Dude 1: Damn bro, you rocking that hooded merganser!
Dude 2: Hell yeah man, my parents didn’t believe in circumcision.

by theHoodedMerganser March 27, 2023

Dick Hooked

After having sexual intercourse with your significant or fuck buddy. It was so “amazing” that you start crying over it/him.

Alex had sex with Jacob and now he’s dick hooked.

by kulatto February 10, 2020

turbo hooned

Absolutely fucked on Flugel Shots whilst in the Alps

Getting Turbo Hooned with the boys!

by Turbohoonriz April 4, 2023