Hoboken Horse Hoof

When you are about to get multiball and some shitfucker hits you in the grundle with a double knuckle screw job.

I was ass deep in a game of Godzilla when some shitfucker blasted me with a full on Hoboken Horse Hoof! I had to go to the emergency urologist!

by Rhode Island Squirter March 27, 2025

Hoof-hearted

An antique word for horny, more appropriate for polite company.

I’m feeling hoof-hearted tonight.

Hey, Netflix and hoof-hearted fun?

by Havesomefun September 27, 2025

Bull Hoof

The male version of a cameltoe. When your balls are so tight in your jeans that it has the appearance of a bull hoof.

“Fuck man, my jeans are really crampin’ my balls right now”
“Dude, you’re totally bull hoofin’ it!”

by Bullhoofer October 11, 2022

hoofed

When a joint gets side burnt.

“Did you only light one side???”
“Yeah man, I accidentally hoofed it.”

by RodrickHeffley420 December 3, 2021

Hoof

The worst/best possible outcome for anything.

The midget stripper over there will show you one hoof of a time.

by Cleatus Titson August 5, 2021

dutch hoof

A larger than life’s lady’s hairy poonani

She had a very nice Dutch hoof

by Loolou99 January 19, 2018

cleft hoof

the vaginal lips, similar to camel toe.

"those leggings are showing her cleft hoof"

by 2 smoking reels March 23, 2010