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Hoboken Horse Hoof

When you are about to get multiball and some shitfucker hits you in the grundle with a double knuckle screw job.
I was ass deep in a game of Godzilla when some shitfucker blasted me with a full on Hoboken Horse Hoof! I had to go to the emergency urologist!
by Rhode Island Squirter March 27, 2025
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Hoof-hearted

An antique word for horny, more appropriate for polite company.
I’m feeling hoof-hearted tonight.

Hey, Netflix and hoof-hearted fun?
by Havesomefun September 27, 2025
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Bull Hoof

The male version of a cameltoe. When your balls are so tight in your jeans that it has the appearance of a bull hoof.
Fuck man, my jeans are really crampin’ my balls right now
“Dude, you’re totally bull hoofin’ it!”
by Bullhoofer October 11, 2022
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hoofed

When a joint gets side burnt.
“Did you only light one side???”
Yeah man, I accidentally hoofed it.”
by RodrickHeffley420 December 3, 2021
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Hoof

The worst/best possible outcome for anything.
The midget stripper over there will show you one hoof of a time.
by Cleatus Titson August 5, 2021
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dutch hoof

She had a very nice Dutch hoof
by Loolou99 January 19, 2018
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cleft hoof

the vaginal lips, similar to camel toe.
"those leggings are showing her cleft hoof"
by 2 smoking reels March 23, 2010
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