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Hoof draggin bitch

When someone or something does not pick up their feet enough, therefore letting them drag making the sound of a maracas shaking when they walk on hard flooring.
That hoof draggin bitch is so loud when she goes to bed.
by Urban observer September 17, 2019
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Camel hoof

A camel toe that goes from the vagina to the anus crack
“My camel toe is so big it must be a camel hoof”
by Daddy B D July 11, 2018
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Deer hoof

The term deer hoof is another slang that is meant to be used in the scenario that a woman’s pants are being consumed by her colossal pussy lips, original term globally known as a camel toe, but lets spice shit up a bit eh?
Kyle: Beckys ass compliments those pants so well holy fuck dude!
Cletus: You right but shit bruh she got so much ass some had to migrate to the front, look at her fucking deer hoof! That shits historical!!!
by XxvbuckmethodsXx January 21, 2021
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Hoof

The worst/best possible outcome for anything.
The midget stripper over there will show you one hoof of a time.
by Cleatus Titson August 5, 2021
mugGet the Hoofmug.

Mitchell van Hoof

Mitchell loves clash royale, he likes to fuck all of the different cards and gets gang banged multiple times a day by hog riders. some may call him a cock rider. He also looks like a goblin giant.
" Omg look at mitchell Van Hoof, he has cum all over his face from the hog riders. He is such a cock rider."
by footballnerd69 May 16, 2022
mugGet the Mitchell van Hoofmug.

Hoof Claw

To fuck a girl with a vertical Spock hand gesture.
Last night I hoof clawed the shit out of this girl and then shot kids on her face.
by Impure zero September 30, 2017
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Hippo Hoof

A woman's camel toe that is so large it changes to a completely different species.

Copious amounts of clothing wedged between pussy lips. Usually found on women that are morbidly obese and are wearing swim clothes that they shouldn't; aka dat fat pussy.

It is also associated with other large animals such as whales, elephants and octomom.
I was walking by the shore, when all of a sudden I was blinded by that beached whale's hippo hoof.
by MDWAR December 14, 2012
mugGet the Hippo Hoofmug.

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