Jerking From Home

The art of telling your employer that you will be working from home, when your sole intention is to stream youporn all day.

Stace: Michael, when were you last in the office?
Michael: It's been months now, I've been (JFH) jerking from home

Stace: Okay, some were worried that you had a massive stroke or something

Michael: You're not too far off the mark...

by RandyRhoads84 June 17, 2020

home base

"going all the way," otherwise known as having sex

Sean bragged to his friends for finally making it to home base.

by Elisa January 11, 2004

Home home

A sign in the mcyt’s German Hotel

Fucking bananas, *holds sign* Home-Home

The sign originally says Home sweet home

But in the Mcyt’s rage at bananas he says Home Home

by Itsyaboi2043 March 6, 2021

Driving a coworker home

When you are out at night with a coworker of the opposite sex & end up driving them home & somehow magically wake up in their bed the next morning.

Dan ended his night last night by driving a coworker home. He drove Sarah home from the bar last night. I went to pick up Dan this morning to play golf & he wasn't at his apt. Instead, he was at Sarah's from the night before and she was making him pancakes.

by Jeramiah Johnson September 14, 2010

home syndrome

on myspace, pressing the home link repeatedly in the hopes one has a new comment, message, picture comment, etc.

"Comment my new pics PLZ, I have a severe case of home syndrome!"

by asdfjklexia October 25, 2006

broken home

a house containing a family that is set apart due to tensions and certain problems. ex: a kid's parents constantly fight and he/she feels lonely, depressed, angry. that is a product of a broken home, who may usually get away from the problems by doing bad things (drugs,drink,etc...). broken home can range from a project in NY, a suburb, or ironically, a 5-story mansion

Papa roach made a song called 'broken home'

mariah carey was the product of a broken home

by dsssgfhdgsfhghgfdljd;hg July 24, 2006

Stanley Homecoming

An annual event that runs the week of July 4th in a small, town in Stanley, Virginia. The event features a parade, music shows, and rides put up by carnies. Some of the people from remote areas, known as hollers, only get out once a year for the Stanley Homecoming. There are usually fight, confederate flags, and plenty of sluts walking around with bad hair and big tits.

I remember one year at Stanley Homecoming that Lester beat the fuck out of two Mexicans for staring at his easter hog girlfiend.

by Uncle Delmus August 14, 2010