Jenny Holmes

About as ugly as they come, belongs in a trailer park. Bites off way more than she can chew, and loves being mentally abused by her boyfriend. She will stay with someone being disrespected for years on end because she’s afraid of never finding someone else. No backbone. Ugly ass whore.
Omg she is SUCH a Jenny Holmes!
by Gottttyaaaaahoe April 12, 2019
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Daniel Lykke Holm

Like have you met Daniel Lykke Holm? No. YOU HAVE TO!
by Amme huta September 18, 2018
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Kenneth “Don” Holm

A man, some say myth, who back in the day taught the municipality of Hundige what being a wise guy means. At one time he was also very fat and disgusting but no one dares to remember. In present time Don Holm is a master of fitness and pilates.
Kenneth “Don” Holm will ruin your’e life if you do not smile with your’e eyes when approached by him.

“I hate this pity ass food like Don Holm hates the oppinions of Johnny Khamis.”
“I am gonna crush you like Don Holm and his lovely wife crush each other rectally.
by Thomas DingDong Wong November 23, 2021
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Kirsty Holmes

Kirsty Holmes is an amazing woman who is amazing at everything she does. She is an icon and every one looks up to her. She is a teacher and most kids pick computer science just to have more lessons with her.
Person : Hi Kirsty Holmes , you are the best
Kirsty : Aw, thank you. You’re amazing too - You get free time in computer class
by iconicbeef June 23, 2018
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Liam Holmes

Person: yo that kid is so Liam Holmes
by Enigma67 September 05, 2019
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Holmes and Narver

Having a very long penis but very small testicles.
Seeing that guy in his banana hammock confirmed that he had a Holmes and Narver.
by Julian Ledesma November 25, 2007
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