hemoroid

when your ass is annoyed

you're fucking make my ass hemoroid!

by tara and grace June 26, 2004

hemorrhagical

To see someone bleed so much and still live that you are actually amazed. That there was that much blood lost and they are alive is magical.

Did you see how much blood that guy lost. He is still alive. That was so hemorrhagical.

by J. Phillips December 28, 2007

hemorrhoid

what Cheney and Bush are... one big pain in the a**...

Man stop being such a hemorrhoid!!

by A giant sinkhole July 19, 2006

Hemophilia

An intense sexual attraction to blood.

Tim: "Dude I love having sex when my girlfriend is on her period. It gets me off like nothing else. Regular sex isn't nearly as exciting any more."
Eric: "Sounds like you might have a serious case of hemophilia."

by FeralPersona January 15, 2013

hemorage

To freak out, stress or have an unpleasant epiphone in a short moment that result in you hemoraging, not in your brain, but in your pants.

Omg i just hemoraged!

by choges April 10, 2008

Hemorrhoid

A literal pain in the ass.

I have hemorrhoids. Turns out my ex-wife isn't the only pain in the ass in my life.

by Botich September 17, 2011

hemon

A noun/adjective: A person known for the most swag. The realest og. Isn't a pussy ass nigge

Damn I wish I were Hemon.

Lmfao what a Hemon, gettin them btches

by Gxng January 7, 2015