Helsinki Incident

This woman named Helsinki, she had sex with a dog. That's pretty much all that happened.

The nation of Moldova celebrated the 100th anniversary of the Helsinki Incident with a week-long dogsex orgy.

by venki November 16, 2007

Architecture In Helsinki

An extremely annoying indie pop collective. Their instrumentation may be unique, but their music is so sugary that one can do nothing but cringe, as if their teeth are rotting under their lips, while listeining to it.

Me: What are you listening to, Alex?
Alex: Oh, I've got Architecture in Helsinki on my iPod. Have you heard of them?
Me: Yeah, they annoy the living hell out of me. You should listen to some real music. How about some Tapes 'n' Tapes? Some Wire? Some Sebadoh? Those are all far better choices.

by aleclair December 19, 2006

Van Helsing

A greasy person who often wears the same clothes for weeks in a row and smells of body odor from anywhere from 0 to 100 yards away. Acne is also very prominant on their face...and by prominant i mean there is no regular skin. They may also run cross country for a high school in cargo pants and knock-off, wal-mart brand timberland boots.

Nathan: "Hey there goes Van Helsing in them same god damn clothes"!
Adam:"Yeah i smelled his ass before he walked in the cafeteria with those Wal-Mart boots and cargo shorts on".

by Adam Berry January 28, 2007

Helmine

She’s really nice and I love her more than anything, she always talk about how much she HATES boys and her obsession for Noah beck and Anita groove. She’s the type of person you’d love to be friends with if your LGBTQ+, She’s a big cat person and she probably has a nickname her friend call her that she hates but she’s still funny and everyone would love to be her friend.

-hey do you know “helmine”
-yes she’s fantastic

by Your grandma bitch December 31, 2020

helping hand

When you know you're too intoxicated to urinate without totally missing the toilet. So you call your girlfriend into the bathroom and have her hold your penis as you urinate.

Don't worry man I didn't make a mess in your bathroom I had Sarah come give me a helping hand.

by The Covered Wagon Cougar March 31, 2009

Helina

Helina is a smelly rat that loves to call people fat hippo. She’s a bit of a dumbass that loves to eat chicken nuggets and snort

‘Your a such fat hippo’ Helina said

by Go away you rat June 21, 2020

Helina

The most kintram person she is so fuckn horny bitch her ems is so sefi

Helina means the most shermta person in the most kintrus

by anonymous August 4, 2021