shit helmet

(noun) When a lover dumps a Cleveland steamer on the other lover's head, usually by request.

Come on baby, give me shit helmet.

by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008

Purple Helmet

A popular alcoholic drink served especially in the "Companion" hotel bar in the town of Hearst, Ontario. It used to be made in the Palace Bar, but when that bar closed, the Companion took over serving it. I don't know exactly what is in it, it has something in common with Long Island Iced Tea, but it is called the "Purple Helmet" and it is a popular alcoholic beverage in Hearst.

Time for a pitcher of the Purple Helmet! C'est l'heure de boire un Purple Helmet! (in French too).

by boonskis September 7, 2013

babysitter's helper

NOUN:
Duct tape, used as a restraint, or for purposes of muffling human speech, cries, or screams.

"I couldn't get the kids to behave, so I threatened to use babysitter's helper on the little ankle-biters and they straightened right up."
"Some babysitter's helper across the mouth might get her to shut up."

by James J. Mitchell August 31, 2006

Roman war helmet

when the male places his balls on the female's forehead, then lays his penis downward so the head is past the tip of her nose.

that chick was passed out last night and i gave her the ol' Roman was helmet.

by tony January 26, 2004

Helmet Jockey

One who works on a pornographic movie set "fluffing" the penis of actors to keep them hard.

Hey, where is RTG the Helmet Jockey? Ron has a windsock effect going on!

by MotherFnFBM October 24, 2010

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by johny fucking depp March 17, 2021

Astronaut Helmet

Materials Required:

1. Clear Plastic Trash Bag
2. Duct Tape
3. Anal Orifice

Definition: The act of duct taping a clear plastic trash bag around a person's head and anally sodomizing them until either orgasm or hyperventilation.

Steph: "Oh my god i've had such crazy sex in my life!"
Kourtney: "What happened Steph? It sounds so goddamn amazing."
Steph: "The most manliest man ever put an astronaut helmet on me last night! Lucky I orgasmed first, but either way my face would have looked just like Niel Armstrong!"
Natalie: "Wow, I want one of those!!"

by Easy Easly January 23, 2010