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Interpretive hearing

When someone listening to what they are being told, chooses to interpret what was said to them to fit their current needs.
Mom: son do NOT play with the iPad anymore.
Son: OK Mom
Mom: son you are playing with the iPad again!
Son: yes, but I stopped for ten minutes when you told me to stop.
Mom: now that is interpretive hearing!
by Mr. Foto June 19, 2018
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Collector Healing

In the game Clash of Clans, collector healing is an action caused by mental illness. It's represented by using the healing spell anywhere but where it's useful. For example on collectors or if you're a druid you can use it on the grass.
Hey, what's up?
Hey, life sucks.
Why's that?
I've done Collector Healing today.
Ohh, do you have any mental illness?
I don't know, I'm taking the test today.
by TheWallovec January 10, 2020
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Selective hearing

Hearing what you want too
I am selective hearing
by Webster englishary October 14, 2021
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Selective hearing

Selective hearing is a bit like WHEN UR DUMB ASS PARENTS call ur name and u say what and they don't say anything till u go to them.
Parent:"Jimmy!! "
Jimmy:what!!

*silence*
Jimmy:WHAT MOM/DAD!!

*Silence again
(This is literally selective hearing)
by Noxturnal February 21, 2022
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Super sonic hearing

a person with great hearing
did you hear about Lawrence? he has super sonic hearing!!.”
by legal governance June 11, 2019
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seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids

you probably got this from an ad didnt you
you:seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids
some random dude:and...
you:idk didnt think id get this far
by hoiyah ur mum April 26, 2022
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Heading

When someone puts their head inside of a vagina
Jeff likes heading my vagina in bed
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