Harlan

Usually a stocky man with a short frame and disproportionately large testicles.

Jeremy walked into the gym bragging about leg day, but we all knew the real reason he waddled, dude was built like a full-blown Harlan.

by Dwaggerbomb February 23, 2025

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harleyne

she’s a bitch who loves MO and she stinks of poo poo and usually pees her pants

there’s harleyne she stinks of piss and eats shitt

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An intensley hot man

He is like Harlon

by penockesick April 27, 2025

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holy shit, this guy is the shit like FUHH this guy can do anything.

woah this guy is a Harlan, he fucks, hard

by Imaginewaggons November 7, 2025

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A tiny dick loving whore who always lies in serious relationships

Oh look at that hoe harly faking her feelings for him. Yea what a bitch

by Hichigo1089 December 17, 2017

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The act when your picking your nose very quickly and then saying something to cover it and distract spectators.

Guy: GIRLS PLEASE SIT (picks nose) DOWN NOW
Girls: o.m.g he is totes pulling a mr.harlan!

by kidconrad December 12, 2011

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