hampstead

A town in New Hampshire where nothing goes on, and is filled with stuck up shits

Hey.. you wanna go cow ipping in Hampstead?

by zac hansons gal July 29, 2004

hamsterboat

A boat filled with hamsters

#1:i see a hamsterboat over there
#2: WTF is a hamsterboat

by Silt April 29, 2007

Hamster

The cutest living things in the world

Person: do you like hamsters?
Me: of course! I love them!

by Hamstergirl05 September 2, 2018

wet hamster

When the male slides his penis between the butt cheeks of his partner, climaxes on his partners gooch, licks it off, and spits it into his partners mouth.

Amelia and Rob wanted to change things up in bed so Rob performed a wet hamster

by Spence_357 January 16, 2014

Slapping the hamster

1. A method of punishment for an unruly rodent.
2. Vigorous female masturbation.

Has anyone seen Beyoncé tonight? Yes, earlier, but she told me she was retiring to spend some quality 'me time' slapping the hamster.

by Sordid Panther February 17, 2015

hamster it

To crash or lose control of a vehicle at very high speed.
From Richard Hammond (also known as 'hamster') of BBC Top Gear, who in 2006 crashed a jet car at around 300mph.

"160mph? Careful you don't hamster it, son"

by oracle October 7, 2006

HAMSTER

An acronym used to describe a young female who has one or more meaningless jobs. These jobs typically start with the letters H,A,M,S,T,E and R, but on some occasions may also fall outside of specified range. Said job(s) may also be the woman's elected long term vocation. Most popular HAMSTER jobs include but are not limited to the following:

H = hairstylist, hostess
A = actress, assistant
M = model, musician
S = stripper, secretary
T = technician (nail,skin, etc.), teller
E = entertainer, exotic dancer
R = receptionist, runaway

To clarify, some of these jobs can indeed be legitimate (actress, model), however a HAMSTER will falsely classify herself as one. This is an attempt to pose and create a sense of self worth that otherwise should not exist.

Josh really liked the girl, but realized there was no long term prospects due to her being a HAMSTER.

Guy: "What do you do for a living?"
Girl: "Oh mah god. I'm kinda like an actress, model, and singer. Yeah, totally"
Guy: "Wow, you're a triple HAMSTER! I gotta run."

by Nashvegas09 April 19, 2009