Heffer

To express a low opinion of a female

"Oh no that heffer didn't"

by Akieva May 2, 2005

haffner

a person that dresses as Santa Claus all year round

that creepy haffner asked me to sit on his lap

by foti January 29, 2008

HAFFY

Horny As Fuck For You

Tell someone: I am haffy right now!

by HaffyNow May 31, 2016

haffun

Have fun ^^

A: I’m going out today!! I’m excited!
B: oh wow! Haffun!

by The Yoonicorn September 11, 2020

Moose-Heffer

A person (male or female) that often has cankles, is either grossly overweight (we're talking ripples and folds upon folds here) or are just really ugly and can't walk properly up stairs because,
1. They are grossly overweight and...
2. They don't know how to walk up stairs without stomping and making the apartment block shudder while doing so.

Generally, Moose-Heffers are lovely people.

Have you seen her? What a Moose-Heffer?
or
Oh God, it's Moose-Heffer. Brace yourself for the shuddering as she stomps up the stairs on her stumpy cankles

by Simon Whiteside February 1, 2005

Dustin Hoffer

The gayest kid ever who skips gym class to play world of warcraft.
often can be seen riding the shortbus to school or trimming his dirtstache.

A typical dustin hoffer is interested in 3 things, men, twinkies and raping squirrels
every school has one,. you just have to find who the REAL dustin hoffer is. he mist likely is trying to share urinals with foreighn kids, or talking about penises 24/7.

Wow he is such a Dustin Hoffer

by mac merritt October 14, 2011

Caitlin van Hoffen

Caitlin van Hoffen is an awesome friend! She will always stick by you through hard and good times. She is so funny as well and Beautiful. Anyone would be lucky to have her as a friend!

wow I wish I had Caitlin van Hoffen as my bff!

by randomrandomcool August 23, 2011