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HOOBA-JOOBA

She's got the biggest hooba-joobas i've ever seen!
by Dan the man December 13, 2003
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HoobaSnake

He was all, "hoobasnake"
by Lon April 8, 2004
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Hoopan

A dick weed that talks about someones mamma a lot preferably related to sex.
Matt Crowley is a fucking hoopan.
by Ralph Gagliardi March 10, 2005
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Hoogar

1. A joint that is too big to be defined as a mere joint, but not long enough to be deemed a blunt. These are also generally thicker that average joints.
synonym: Hog Leg.
Auddie spark up that big ole Hoogar!
by Michelle April 15, 2005
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hoobastank

"The posterboy for faceless generic rock if not for the fact if you think about it, a posterboy can't be faceless."

A piece of shit band that is highly overrated by teens and girly-girls who seem to be in love with the band members. The Reason, almost as bad as the "Voice inside my YED" by Crap 182, is some bleeding heart song about

"I jus want u to knoowwwwwwwwww
I've found the reason for meeeeeeee
to change wut i use 2 beeeeeeeeee
a weezon to start over newwwwwwwwww
and the reason is uuuuuuuuuu"

It's basically the same thing over and over again very slowly. Down with Hoobastank. Bad music is a sin.
d00d: hay bitch ur the reason for me
d00d gf: omg u lisin 2 hoobasuck ur gay
by ThaNeoGospel November 6, 2004
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Hoobastank

A band that has sucked so much cock that their name has now become a choice word for penis.
Man, Long Dong Silver has the biggest Hoobastnk i have ever seen!!
by SMQ April 25, 2005
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hoobastank

the technique of rippin a nasty one in the palm of one's hand, then sticking it under some unexpecting fools nose, thus letting him savor the flavor. also refered to as a "buttercup"
oh damn, i just got hoobastank'd
by dave n' eddie September 1, 2004
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