Tree gap hitter

The most perfect human being to grace the earth, these people are the best at everything ever.

You see Jeremiah over there, I think he's a tree gap hitter

by reufcdnuc8ewiurwqerc November 24, 2022

Leadoff hitter

A man who never hits doubles

John is their leadoff hitter? He must hit no doubles.

by peedrinker42 May 8, 2022

leadoff hitter

A guy who doesn’t hit doubles

Gary is their leadoff hitter? Dude must hit no doubles.

by peedrinker42 May 8, 2022

beaver hitter

dick

I’m gonna beat that pussy up with my beaver hitter.

by d1ss0nant August 19, 2021

Pitched a no-hitter

When a guy is in a relationship with a girl and he doesn't hit her and due to his refrain the relationship doesn't work out.

Tim what's so crushed over breaking up with Kelly he just didn't understand what went wrong in their relationship, confiding in a friend he told him he loved her he never hit her. Tim's friend told him, ' that's the reason you guys never worked out, you pitched a no-hitter."

by Shage VanDyk July 25, 2025

Home Base Hitter

Home Base Hitter defines a person or animal who can only poop at home.

Took the dog for a walk this morning and because she is a home base hitter, there is no need to bring poop bags.

by WC1025 December 2, 2025

Hitter

Something that is really good, like a song, food, movie, etc.

I love this song, this song is a hitter.

This pizza is so good, it's definitely a hitter.

Rocky lll was great, it's definitely a hitter.

by Nebraskastyle101 March 9, 2025