1: the place you can go if you want to visit Hitler, Stalin, or Trump.
2: the holiday resort for Trump supporters.
3: the place you can go if you are not
atheist (because it doesn't exist, not because
God likes atheists. (not that
God exists.)
4: Earth.
Satan: do you support trump?
Trump supporter: yes
Satan: hell's right this way
Trump supporter: what do you
mean?
Satan: you'
re going to hell
Trump supporter: Finally! What took you so
long!