the boy who had no choice

Kind of like the boy who lived (Harry Potter) just in a Draco Malfoy version. He is the boy who had no choice because he was often pressured by his father. It so sad that this hottie was mistreated...

Sue: Omg! The boy who had no choice is so hot!
Bridget: Ikr?! I would literally die for Malfoy aka the boy who had no choice!

by Draco Weasley January 10, 2021

what had happened was

explaining or retelling an event, often used for excuses and is considered to be quite Ghetto. it originates from high schools with very stupid, ignorant, pot smoking, tards that need to learn how to speak english and shut there big fat mouths.

bon qui qui: girl did you get me dat chicken?

Latoya: chicken?

bon qui qui: yeah

latoya: well what had happened was dat i got in dis fight with dis one bitch...

bon qui qui: sure don't pull that shit dumb ass i knew you was bangin Darrel.

by bon qui qui October 8, 2012

you had one job

What bad guys say to their henchman when they either fail their task or get distracted.

Chicken Run lady: You had one job, Mr. Tweedy!

by frabrizio July 18, 2018

you had me at hello

a person started liking the person once they said hello

person 1: you had me after you told me you were a model.
person 2: you had me at hello.

by polaroiddd April 4, 2009

See what had happen was

Commonly used when trying to explain somethin that had resulted from wrong doing, or forgetfulness or somethin thats just really hard to explain or not wanting to be explained.

Parent: Y aint the dishes done?

Child: Well see what had happen was!(pause) 106 and park was on!

or:

Husband: Y iz u late comin home?

wifey: ummm See what had happen was (pause) I got lost!

by BabyBunny08 February 22, 2009

I had a buddy who...

By stating that someone "had a buddy who" once did something, the user can follow the comment with any random made-up bullshit that he/she desires, but be justified because he/she "had a buddy" that once did that. This "buddy" has always done something better than anything you could ever do, and is a classic one-upper. This "buddy" is someone that only the person telling the story knows, so the claim cannot be refuted, since no one knows the "buddy" to say otherwise.

Mark: "I once got stranded on the interstate for 2 hours in a snow storm"
Jim: "That's nothing, I had a buddy who... once was stranded in a snow storm for 4 weeks and 2 days, he survived by eating his tires"
Mark: "Really?" "That sounds very unlikely, who was that?"
Jim: "No, its true, he was my buddy, you wouldn't know him"

by Markiscoolerthantonyandscott December 23, 2010

That shit had me Rolin'

very funny joke that made you laugh.

Todd tole told the counter girl to make me a sandwich. The woman spat at him and said, I ain't yo damn bitch!" That shit had me Rolin'!

by Jew Killer321 February 14, 2012