Scout for Roadkill, (most preferably squirrels) search for an animal where intestines are ejected from the carcass and dirtied by the road. Pull over at the site. Before touching the animal in any other way, take a knee on the street over the dead animal and using your teeth, tear away a small piece of flesh from the abdomen serving to create a new orifice. Peel carcass from road and stuff all external offal back into the carcass. Bring home and sew shut all orifices (excluding the one you created with your teeth) to create a bag-like contraption. Over the course of several weeks, repeatedly masturbate into the open orifice, leaving all ejaculated semen in the carcass. When the carcass is visibly bloated with semen, (and sufficiently decomposed) squeeze all contents into frying pan and fry the carcass therein. Eat with salt and garden vegetables.
I have been preparing a German Taxidermist dinner for about two and a half weeks to serve at my wedding.
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When a mosh pit at a German heavy metal concert turns into a sex orgy.
Also the name of a delicious dessert in some rural towns in southern Germany.
Also the name of a delicious dessert in some rural towns in southern Germany.
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it is unique in that, in addition to the 26 standard letters, german has three additional vowels and the Eszett, which is a variation of "s".
With over 100 million speakers, german is the most common language in Europe, and one of the most spoken languages on Earth.
it is unique in that, in addition to the 26 standard letters, german has three additional vowels and the Eszett, which is a variation of "s".
With over 100 million speakers, german is the most common language in Europe, and one of the most spoken languages on Earth.
Germany: Ach, Deutschland. so voller Kultur! wahr nicht, meine Freunde?
England:I beg your pardon?
Germany: Ich verstehe Sie nicht. Bitte wiederholen?
England: This gets us nowhere!
American: What're y'all talkin' 'bout? Hey German, no one asked y'all to speak Chinese!
China: 不拖我到这了 ！
Germany:Mein Gott, Das bedeutet Krieg!
England:I beg your pardon?
Germany: Ich verstehe Sie nicht. Bitte wiederholen?
England: This gets us nowhere!
American: What're y'all talkin' 'bout? Hey German, no one asked y'all to speak Chinese!
China: 不拖我到这了 ！
Germany:Mein Gott, Das bedeutet Krieg!
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