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Guardian Guilt

A useful term for when a character or oc- typically whom considers themselves a guardian of a sort- feels as though they betrayed what makes them belive they are such protectors.
Person A: I killed a dude, but I feel super bad about it, even though they were a bad guy and it was my job...
Person B: Oh— I think that's like... guardian guilt or something..
by Chaotic_Wyvern December 14, 2023
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Guardian Lions

A typical way to define someone who's really skinny that should definetly eat more.
Rarely used to describe a female
by ZorgonGolla August 3, 2017
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master guardian

rank in cs-go
what's youre rank? My rank is master guardian
by StargX January 1, 2019
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guardian plants

Aka: weeds

A guardian plant (aka: weed) is a quick growing plant whose main purpose is to create ground cover as soon as possible to: retain moisture, keep the soil cool, generate shade for slower growing plants, provide floral arrangements until more well established plants grow, provide landmarks and homes for smaller creatures, keep soil in its place during downpours or flood, contribute to carbon matter that feeds larger plants.

Guardian plants are what most people call "weeds", but are actually very useful, and so the negative term needs refreshment.

Guardian plants are not enemies, they are valued members of the garden community.

Plant lives matter!
"Those guardian plants are not as pretty as my roses, but I know they will help the bushes grow stronger by providing them with shade."

"Some of those guardian plants have the cutest flowers on the tips, and the bees seem to love them!"

"I put one of the guardian plants in a pot by itself, it actually looks quite good!"

"Without those Guardian plants, the soil in my front yard wouldn't be as fruitful as it is today."
by Mr H20 September 4, 2022
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Go Guardian

the stupidest piece of shit ever. any teacher who uses this is a fucking spy. When im tryna watch youtube this motherfucker shuts it down
"Go Guardian is stupid as fuck" "FR!" "GoGuardian is for teachers who fucking spy on kids"
by smartboi132 September 6, 2022
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Minge Guardian

A deeply insecure and distrusting man who constantly obsesses over his girlfriends, wife's or female friends attractiveness and percieve every mans interaction as an attempt to obtain access to his ladies private area. He will never relax in a social setting if there is one other man in the proximity, his hyper-vigilant state of paranoia is an issue that causes much friction in his home life
I'm so sick of him always behaving like this! I don't need a minge guardian, I can take care of myself
by Nicotharappist October 4, 2022
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GUARDIAN

When your non-binary friend wants a parental term to identify by. So you shout GUARDIAN!
"Not mom, not dad, I is GUARDIAN"
Wow, what a badass friend.
by yeehawturds December 10, 2021
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