Groundport

Think Airport. That's right, this one's on the ground. The uneducated call them train stations but well versed vibrocasters know the correct squeal for it.

I'll be at the groundport in 10 minutes, see you by the bangcarriages x

by OwlUnder August 14, 2016

groundrug day

To repeatedly smoke marijuana.

Girl: Hey you can't smoke in class!
Boy: Yeah I can, because it's groundrug day.

by LeilaSP May 11, 2019

Groundedhog Day

A term used to describe a day that you try the same ridiculous sexual ideas with your partner, try to perform them, and your partner is so disenchanted with your shenanigans, decides to ground your hog for a period of time.

Every year on March 21st, I float some sexual ideas out to my wife to try in the bedroom. This year I didn’t, and as I was pounding away, I decided to do a little Rectum Rattling. I didn’t get an answer, which I thought was the brown light. As I started to pump her ass, she let out a hellacious scream, followed by a what the fuck, and then the words Happy Groundedhog Day asshole, for the 17th year in a row, your dick will be banished to the Hog House for who knows how long. I felt terrible, literally, I had blue balls for 3 days afterwards. Here we are in June and yeah, my hog is still grounded. Fucking devastating.

by Tee Cee Deez June 4, 2021

Grounding

The act of stuffing your genitals into your own asshole (balls not included).

Friends: "Come hang out with us!"
Keith: "I think I'd rather stay home and ground myself"

Someone: "Did Kyle show you that video of that guy grounding himself? Pretty impressive shit."

by PlowingMommies December 14, 2021

Grounding wood

Grounding wood; when you miss the flying wood so much you become the opposite of flying and are now grounded. Grounding wood can appear when you are in immediate need of The flying wood back in your life

Person 1: “I just him so much and I feel so horrible about it and I don’t know why.”
Person 2 “you probably have grounding wood”

by Yanni734 January 16, 2023

grounding pin

A safety feature on a power outlet that creates an emergency path for electricity to travel through if a short circuit or fault happens within the device

European type F Schuko sockets have two clips on the top and bottom sides rather than a grounding pin, and type F plugs, like type E French plugs, have holes for the clips which play a main role in protecting both the socket and the plug.

by bluestinger66 April 1, 2023

GroundPound

The most charismatic, intelligent, wise, charismatic, and humble Everybody Edits player to ever exist. He is very humble. This was not written by him.

Guy 1: Isn't GroundPound just the best? He's so handsome!

Guy 2: I agree! GroundPound's charisma is just so out-of-this-world!

by SomePigDude May 23, 2024