Greasy Greg

A beta-male lacking in many regards. Greasy Gregs go through life high off their ass, and get lost in their own grease. Never showers, never studies, never has sex in their life. Can be found in trailer parks across the country. Greasy Gregs are often the product of incest.

Nick: What do you think of Tom? I heard he fucked some ugly fat bitch last night.”
Shaqueefa: “Hell naw my nigga, Tom could nevah fuck anybody. That mans is a Greasy Greg!”

by Hyiam C. Orion March 14, 2018

Greasy Poon

The act of eating a greasy food item out of a female's vagina and proceeding to use the grease as lubrication for intercourse.

Jay: I'm feeling in the mood for some Greasy Poon tonight...

Cat: I'll pick up a double cheeseburger on my way home!

or

Jay: We may need lube I'll stop and get some on my way over.

Cat: No need I'm cooking burgers, we can just do a Greasy Poon!

by BuggyBottles September 16, 2013

greasy night

When you need to make up a phrase to discredit your political opponents to the police.

The MP for Glasgow had a greasy night woth supporters, and shouldn't be trusted.

by TowPartyLine May 7, 2022

Greasy Beaner

To defecate on a Mexican girl after a two-week-long diet of nothing but greasy American truck stop and diner food.

Adam gave that little chicana a real greasy beaner, she was completely covered in excrement.

by Shipreck October 2, 2007

Greasy Anal

Any amount of sweat or cum being excreted from the anal cavity during rough anal sex. Usually occurs most when fat or thunder thighed woman is getting rough anal sex in a not-well circulated room thus causing sweat to drip from the woman's gooch/upper back or the man's penis/chode.

Hey Greg! I heard you gave greasy anal to that fat stripper the other day...

Hell Yeah! There were hoards of uncivilized liquids spewing from her throbbing anus.

Wow you nasty man.

by sycodave (sucks) February 15, 2009

greasy chimney

A sexual maneuver in which the woman (or man) sits with the legs extended straigt up into the air and the man below, thrusting his penis in and out of the asshole.

Jacob had a great time last night giving his girlfriend a greasy chimney.

by !THOR! June 17, 2006

Greasy McFatass

1. A person who consumes too much food than what they really need.
2. An idiot that gets on your nerve.

1. Gawsh! You're such a Greasy McFatass.

2. Dude dont be such a Greasy McFatass.

by Paulette May 3, 2006