Al Gore 

"It's the Electoral vote that counts.That's our system and we ought to abide by it!" -- Al Gore

"We ought to abide by it - Jen-ny..."

Al Gore by Al "Forrest Gump" Gore October 22, 2004

Al Gore 

I own my own shrimpin business.

I'm Al Gore and my mama always said life is like a box of chocolates.

Al Gore by Al Gore February 4, 2005

Al Gore 

Al Gore did claim to invent the internet while he was in the Senate. The quote can be heard by downloading from Bearshare, Kazaa, Ares or pretty much any file sharing program.

Al Gore made a complete ass of himself and even managed to lose to Bush. Unreal.

Al Gore by Jim Ignatauski July 4, 2005

owl gore 

A newly-discovered form of leukemia, found in the barnyard, great horned, and spotted owls of Tennessee. Researchers believe it is the result of excessive, high-voltage transmissions from the many, many electrical lines required to service the mansion of Internet-inventor Albert Gore, Jr. Attempts to cure the disease via owl chemotherapy have been foiled by the environmentally-destructive, polluting effects of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's large, fuel-guzzling personal jet. Due to the rapidly-declining owl population in Tennessee, the rats have grown in size and number, and are threatening to take over the state capitol in Nashville.

Al Gore is to blame for destroying the environment by causing owl gore. Yesterday, I saw a rat as fat as Al....he was driving a pick-up truck with a Hussien Obama for President bumper sticker!

owl gore by BigBird1017 April 20, 2008

Al Gore 

A politican who ran for president of the United States in 2000. He has never gotten over the fact that he lost, and will still make comments on the election, even though it has been a good 5+ years. He also has an obsession with global warming.

Al Gore has a new movie, called "An Inconvenient Truth", which, inconveniently, happens to be a movie filled with charts and graphs, and has no entertainment value.

Al Gore by startpanicing August 26, 2006

Al Gore 

A man who ISN'T and NEVER was President of the United States, contrary to popular belief by numerous liberals and other angry Democrats. This man is a total jackass, and we all know that he did NOT invent the internet.

Al Gore is a damned fool. He doesn't even truly represent his own state (Tennessee) either; he spent most of his life in a political atmosphere with his daddy in Washington!

Al Gore by Fan of Survivor (the band) May 15, 2005

Full gore 

when you ejaculate fully inside of a women's vagina during unprotected sexual intercourse

When i was having sex with some random chick and, i accidently gave her Full gore!!!!!!

Full gore by Johnny the man February 27, 2008